Desert island pick your mate

Desert Island Pick Your Mate!

  • Morrissey

    Votes: 21 72.4%
  • Marr

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Total voters
    29

gordyboy9

GAME OF DEATH.
I will take Morrissey every day of the week,a far more interesting character.johnboy is a bit bland for me and he would probably try and get me into jogging so we can run round the island,eff that.
 
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Anonymous

Guest
I will take Morrissey every day of the week,a far more interesting character.johnboy is a bit bland for me and he would probably try and get me into jogging so we can run round the island,eff that.
With Morrissey, you’ll need a strong rear guard!
 

Gregor Samsa

I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.
Marr has kids and will therefor be able to take good care of my neurotic, despairing ass - and he seems less moody than Moz.
 

Peppermint

Well-Known Member
I will take Morrissey every day of the week,a far more interesting character.johnboy is a bit bland for me and he would probably try and get me into jogging so we can run round the island,eff that.
Much as I love Morrissey, I would probably have to kill him and eat him after about 36 hours as his whining would undoubtedly do my head in. Johnny strikes me as a bit more practical so he might at least help build a shelter or something.
 

rifke

team bougatsa
oh.... um... im gonna have to think about that one....

NOT.

teehee moz and me on a desert island :love:
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Come now, we all want to know what you expect your conversations with Moz on this island to be...
Well since I don't know either of them personally I based my choice around things like interviews and public statements. Morrissey has a lot of opinions on a lot of topics like films novels sexuality friendship music clothes etc and these opinions seem to be detailed and strong. Morrissey seems like he would talk a lot while I can't really think of what marr would say about anything
 

g23

Always crashing in the same car
I'd probably choose someone that would be more likely to be sexually appealing so I could kill my time on a desert island more joyfully.
The thought of trying to serve up horizontal refreshments to either of them is not appealing in the slightest. So my vote would be neither.
 

g23

Always crashing in the same car
oh.... um... im gonna have to think about that one....

NOT.

teehee moz and me on a desert island :love:
You know he's a man of a certain age, and more than likely of a certain persuasion, so I hope you ship wreck with a crate of erectile dysfunction tablets, and probably a James Dean mask if you want him to show interest.
 

Peppermint

Well-Known Member
You know he's a man of a certain age, and more than likely of a certain persuasion, so I hope you ship wreck with a crate of erectile dysfunction tablets, and probably a James Dean mask if you want him to show interest.
I could be wrong, but I always got the impression Rifke didn't actually want to shag him, just worship him. I think her love for him is very pure. Rifke, if your ideal outcome is worshipping + shagging, I apologise.
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Morrissey, definitely. I have a feeling he couldn't help but start singing at some point, so he could sing while I build us a shelter. (I'm pretty resourceful that way.) Except he'd probably want his own private shelter, so I think it would be fair if he took a few of my song requests. Also, maybe I could finally get a handshake!
 
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Tis

Guest
I’d choose Morrissey, for no other reason than that he hasn’t been compromised under societal pressure, and wouldn’t mind Johnny Bottom turning up, he stayed genuine 2 X :thumb: #JL 4 President
 

rifke

team bougatsa
I could be wrong, but I always got the impression Rifke didn't actually want to shag him, just worship him. I think her love for him is very pure. Rifke, if your ideal outcome is worshipping + shagging, I apologise.
thank you peppermint! i thought everybody knew that!

I mean, I might ogle him a bit and try to touch his eyebrow ridge. but mostly I just wanna sit around and whine with him about how philistinism is running amok and hope that he would share my sentiments and have some grievances of his own he'd like to share. that'd beat icky sex any day.
 

Peppermint

Well-Known Member
thank you peppermint! i thought everybody knew that!

I mean, I might ogle him a bit and try to touch his eyebrow ridge. but mostly I just wanna sit around and whine with him about how philistinism is running amok and hope that he would share my sentiments and have some grievances of his own he'd like to share. that'd beat icky sex any day.
Well, each to their own, but I'd definitely shag him.
 

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