dear women (a web soap opera at it's finest)

Oh my god. it's Robby!

spontaneously luminescent

why must you be so cruel to me, if i like you
then the least you can do is let me down easy
dont tell me im too old, or too bald or too whatever
please be nice to me like i have been to you
i mean all i really do is make $ so i can have a roof over my head
eat some food and the rest i really spend on you when you girls let me
sure, its not enough, i need more
is that what it takes to be treated right by you?
yeah, yeah, i know a lot of you have been hurt too
but so have i
if you prick i bleed too!
so please, be nicer to me
cuz i really adore a lot you ladies out there! :tears:



ps: no this message is not to anyone on this forum if thats what your thinking
im just depressed about someone in my real life, not here
here is safe, the real world is not so safe
i get heart stomped way too much, sure i know its karmic retribution im sure
but will it ever stop?
well, i gotta go to work now, so i can make $, meet somebody and get my heartbroken all over again
but maybe 2009 will be different, right?
 

Godlovesugly

Vintage Member
Re: dear women

What ladies love is when you just tell them to f***ing suck it.
Whip it out and put your junk in her hand, she'll know what to do.

Ask Paul Sturrock on this forum for more advice seriously, he saved my life.
 

crimes

Bunned
Re: dear women

What ladies love is when you just tell them to f***ing suck it.
Whip it out and put your junk in her hand, she'll know what to do.

Ask Paul Sturrock on this forum for more advice seriously, he saved my life.
I'm afraid I have to agree.
 

Arsenal

Why Me?
Re: dear women

What ladies love is when you just tell them to f***ing suck it.
Whip it out and put your junk in her hand, she'll know what to do.

Ask Paul Sturrock on this forum for more advice seriously, he saved my life.
That's sound advice. I find most women enjoy a man who acts like a man and is upfront about what he wants. Not someone who whines about his achy breaky heart and cries because his feelings are hurt.
 

dicartwright

Active Member
Re: dear women

I'm so sorry for you men.
I don't like women myself. Have you tried men? I mean seriously, have you?
 

Godlovesugly

Vintage Member
Re: dear women

That's sound advice. I find most women enjoy a man who acts like a man and is upfront about what he wants. Not someone who whines about his achy breaky heart and cries because his feelings are hurt.
Yeah they do enjoy it but 9 times out of 10 regret it after, but it's all gravy "Mission Accomplished".
 

Paul Sturrock

The Boy Morrissey
Re: dear women

I would share some wisdom on how women feel and their emotions and shit, but I've never talked to one. They've said "what was that noise?" and "get off me!", but that's about it.
 

Godlovesugly

Vintage Member
Re: dear women

I would share some wisdom on how women feel and their emotions and shit, but I've never talked to one. They've said "what was that noise?" and "get off me!", but that's about it.
Still they don't put up much of a fight do they?
...you could say they're pretty easy prey.

What I find is girls love a bit of S&M y'know throw a sack over them, put them in a van, take them to an abandoned warehouse for some fun.
A thing to remember though is you should have a safety word in case you get too rough that way you know you're not going too far, I do find it's better to let them guess what the safety word is though.
 

Paul Sturrock

The Boy Morrissey
Re: dear women

Still they don't put up much of a fight do they?
...you could say they're pretty easy prey.

What I find is girls love a bit of S&M y'know throw a sack over them, put them in a van, take them to an abandoned warehouse for some fun.
A thing to remember though is you should have a safety word in case you get too rough that way you know you're not going too far, I do find it's better to let them guess what the safety word is though.
I usually use "do it harder, Paul" as a safety phrase, which really confuses me at times.
 

crimes

Bunned
Re: dear women

I'm going to have a flick now before bedtime. Thanks for giving me something to think about.

Ciao!
 
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