Dear ladies of Solo

[realitybites]

One thing I do like, is men in their natural state. I love pubic hair. I like hairy legs too. And some hair on the bottom, nice and furry.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

can there be any relation between the 'sex and strudel' stories and
the ones all about 'drinking 100 pints in a 100 pubs in 3o minutes'?



we may need Barnabys services.

sex and strudel!

that reminds me of this dumb really really bad clothing line started by this blogger (i think, I don't really pay attention) whose name--cashmere and cupcakes--really irks me, because it's just so cutesy/"im girly, teehee!". sex and strudel is sooooo much better. im imagining s&m inspired dirndls?

 

[realitybites]

sex and strudel!

that reminds me of this dumb really really bad clothing line started by this blogger (i think, I don't really pay attention) whose name--cashmere and cupcakes--really irks me, because it's just so cutesy/"im girly, teehee!". sex and strudel is sooooo much better. im imagining s&m inspired dirndls?

I like vibrators and Valium.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I like vibrators and Valium.

but both of those things are icky. I like the contrasting images of sex and strudel.

 

[realitybites]

but both of those things are icky. I like the contrasting images of sex and strudel.

No way! You mean wonderful.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

No way! You mean wonderful.

you have what you're having. me, im having strudel

 

[realitybites]

you have what you're having. me, im having strudel

What about the sex? Sounds very sticky.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

What about the sex? Sounds very sticky.

ill skip the sex, obviously. I just like the aura of sophistication the allusion to it adds to strudel.

 

[realitybites]

ill skip the sex, obviously. I just like the aura of sophistication the allusion to it adds to strudel.

Apple? Cherry? Other?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Apple? Cherry? Other?

oh it's gotta be apple. unless you got some of that delightful pecan braid, in which case ill have some of that.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Ragdale Road is a toad
secret fan of Pink Floyd
his moms name is Boyd
when you were born her fanny was totalled

Now all that's cool by me
there's nothing here to see
so leave the scene to me
Viva Hate and Robby

Keep my name out your mouth.

 

[Mr. Jackpots]

I'm a troll in real life. I cause shit wherever I go. That's why I have no need to be a troll in cyberspace.

Just a dull twat.

 

[Anonymous]

Keep my name out your mouth.

I suck on it like it's a sweet fruit drop but sometimes it tastes a bit bitter.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I suck on it like it's a sweet fruit drop but sometimes it tastes a bit bitter.

I’ve been told that eating asparagus will fix that.

 

[Light Housework]

is syphilis still around?

https://mol.im/a/6670639

 

[Deleted member 1074]

@Oh my

It’s all for you, Damien.

 

[Oh my]

@Oh my

It’s all for you, Damien.

Damien?
The only Damien I can remember is Damien Hirst... Who hires people to paint nonsensical patterns of dots... When he is not selling a dead shark as if it was the hype.

Anyway... I don't understand your thread or why you want me here... Unless It is related to something that Light Housework said about sex assaults (?????)

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Damien?
The only Damien I can remember is Damien Hirst... Who hires people to paint nonsensical patterns of dots... When he is not selling a dead shark as if it was the hype.

Anyway... I don't understand your thread or why you want me here... Unless It is related to something that Light Housework said about sex assaults (?????)

Reading and comprehension are your friends.

 

[Oh my]

Reading and comprehension are your friends.

Reading 11 pages about nothing is not really my friend.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Reading 11 pages about nothing is not really my friend.

Are you calling assault, rape and mental anguish “nothing”?