Cracking new Morrissey interview - full transcript here

[!Viva Hate!]

Like I said, you seem reasonably bright. You must know that your ‘go to Africa and try to convince a lion’ challenge is infantile. Why would I (or anyone) bother to mount a counterargument? I think it's beneath me. If that makes me a twit (harsh) then I'm a twit. I'll survive. Somehow.

Christ, I’ve already wasted far too much time on this bollocks. Think I’ll go back to lurking.

More or less infantile than you standing around with your fingers in your ears saying "la la la, I'm right and you're wrong because I said so!"?

 

[CrookedLittleVein]

More or less infantile than you standing around with your fingers in your ears saying "la la la, I'm right and you're wrong because I said so!"?

More.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

More.

 

[Skylarker]

I'll take their back...I prefer boneless meat.

 

[CrookedLittleVein]

Well, that's me told. I surrender. Probably would have been more effective if my speakers hadn't been set to 'mute'. But I get the gist.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

Well, that's me told. I surrender. Probably would have been more effective if my speakers hadn't been set to 'mute'. But I get the gist.

Well, at least you're not completely ignorant...

 

[CrookedLittleVein]

Well, at least you're not completely ignorant...

That's me told twice. And after I'd surrendered. Doesn't the Geneva Convention have something to say about this kind of behaviour?