Could somebody PLEASE?? HELP ME!!

[alainsane's left ball]

Could someone PLEASE put up for download the following rarities, i'm
just a poor library working testicle

1. The entire back catlogue of the smiths and morrissey including all B sides

2. All the videos for the singles of the smiths and morrissey

3. All live performances and tv appearances EVER recorded

C. A collection of every photograph of morrissey EVER taken.

4. A guide to helping a bulemic loon who has never worked and can't hold down a meal for longer than two minutes.

5. Any dwarf porn you may earn for my own personal pleasure.

many thanks in advance. Alan Angerbauers bollock.

 

[Jojo]

Sure, when do you want them by?

 

[vanhelsing]

ha ha ha.

Hey, I don't know about that other stuff but i'm workin' on the midget porn right now.

 

[alainsane's left ball]

Please hurry, i wanna crack one off over the cat!