Contradictory song titles

Ryan

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Can you think of any? I'll start:

Half A Person / I Am Two People
 
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There Is A Light That Never Goes Out / You Know I Couldn't Last

You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side / I'm Okay By Myself

You Have Killed Me / At Last I Am Born
 

George the 23rd

Still-Mostly-Mute Witness
Yes, I Am Blind / I Will See You in Far-Off Places

There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends / Satan Rejected My Soul

These Things Take Time / How Soon Is Now?

Do Your Best And Don't Worry / Panic

Lost / Found, Found, Found
 
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I Don't Mind if you Forget Me / You Must Please Remember
All You Need is Me/Nobody Wants Us
Shame is the Name / My Name is Mortimer
 
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'Everyday is Like Sunday'. Except when it's 'Friday Mourning'.
 

Cornflakes

"A bit iffy" ★★☆☆☆ - AV Club
Kiss Me a Lot / Let Me Kiss You
I Started Something I Couldn't Finish / I Know It's Over
Do Your Best and Don't Worry / Panic
People Are the Same Everywhere / Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
This is fun! :popcorn:
 
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Accept Yourself / Years of Refusal
Never Had No One Ever / You've Had Her
Lifeguard on Duty / Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning
Striptease With a Difference / I Keep Mine Hidden
Girl Least Likely To / I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
Hatful of Hollow / Now My Heart is Full
Safe, Warm Lancashire Home / Home is a Question Mark
In the Future When All's Well / You Know I Couldn't Last
 

Orson Swells

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Hold On To Your Friends / I'm OK By Myself
Whatever Happens I Love You / You Should Have Been Nice To Me
Stretch Out and Wait / I Keep Mine Hidden
I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday / Sorrow Will Come In The End
The Father Who Must Be Killed / Mama Lay Softly On The Riverbed
London / Scandinavia
Pregnant For The Last Time / Let The Right One Slip In
 
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(I'm) The End of the Family Line / Pregnant for the Last Time
Lost / Honey You Know Where to Find Me
The Lazy Sunbathers / Action is my Middle Name
Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice / The Father Who Must be Killed
Get off the Stage / Morrissey: 25 Live legacy concert film
 

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myboyracer

Speedway, here we come!
SATAN rejected my Soul / I have forgiven JESUS
PAPA Jack / MAMA lay softly on the bedside
When last I SPOKE to Carol / MUTE Witness
Youre the one for me FATTY / LITTLE man now what?
GOOD LOOKING man about town / November spawned a MONSTER
HEAVEN knows Im miserable now / Theres a place in HELL for me and my friends
SUNNY / Last NIGHT I dreamt that somebody loved me
Teenage DAD on his estate / Slum MUMS
 

Ryan

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Never Had No One Ever / I Can Have Both

(I'm) The End Of The Family Line / Wide To Receive
 
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the best one so far has been lifeguard on duty/lifeguard sleeping. that was good
 

Ryan

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Sorry Doesn't Help / Forgive Someone
 
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This Night Has Opened My Eyes ("and I will never sleep again...") / Asleep
Oscillate Wildly / Stay as you Are
 

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