I have tickets for the London show at the O2 -but I chose electronic ticket..does anyone know how I redeem this? Is it something that needs printing off??
Rome tickets arrived yesterday to my german home. Ruthless Italian efficiency prevails
You are so clever my mind has been blown. Twice. I'm not joking. The epiphany that a Morrissey concert is "pre-cancelled" makes me think the author of said announcement is operating on a level of clever beyond my plebeian perception. Why are you so awesome? Is your cock chaffed from getting laid so often? Has your elder circle of investment-viable friends and family invested in Trojan stock options? I'd commiserate more on the state of my awe for your concise and precise level of perception, but I must leave to madturbate furiously in the honor of someone so intelligent, so composed, so tuned-in to the cosmos of all that is hilarious to make the deduction that a Morrissey concert be CANCELLED that I have to leave and find a store open at this hour that will supply me enough double-A batteries to buzz my clit to Julipter in honor of your worldly perception of the universe. I literally just jizzed my jeans thinking of your complex and intuitive yet anonymous brain. Sticky pants signing out.