Codreanu Cat Help Required

[Born under a bad sign]

Hello Cod, after moving home one of my cats (mummy) has decided to use the inside rather than outside as a toilet.

She goes out then comes it to do her business.

I've over disinfectated the place and yet she will persist.

It never happened in the old house. What's going on?

Sonny boy is as good as gold.

The only thing I can think of is the cat next door seems to love our back..is she intimidated...

what do i do cod...what do i do...im sick of it now.

 

[realitybites]

I'm not Cod, btw-- but I think you have two choices 1) get rid of that cat that is marking your backyard or 2) get a litter box.

 

[Codreanu]

http://www.catsinternational.org/articles/housesoiling/index.html

 

[chica]

Ah, kitty in a litter box... could there be more joyful sight to behold?

 

[Codreanu]

"People will look at you VERY strangely when they see this on your table. It looks gross, but you can't beat it for taste and novelty.Someone made it, left it on her kitchen table and her hubby threw it out and yelled at her for leaving the cat's box on the table, that's how real looking it is.

All I can say is this: Make sure your friends/family have a sense of humor. Last year, my son and his girlfriend made this for Halloween. Adam was hanging around the table, talking to a friend. He reached over, grabbed a piece of Tootsie Roll and popped it into his mouth. 'Mmmm....I love the turds best of all,' he said nonchantly. His friend excused himself and left."

KITTY LITTER CAKE

# 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
# 1 white cake mix
# 1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
# 1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
# Green food coloring
# 12 small Tootsie Rolls
# 1 new (and definitely unused) kitty litter pan
# 1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
# 1 new Pooper Scooper

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup.

To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it soggy. Combine gently).

Line new, clean kitty litter box.

Put mixture into litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable.

Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.

Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.)

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted.

Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.

Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.

Serve with a new pooper scooper.

http://www.cyber-kitchen.com/recipes/Kitty_Litter_Cake.htm

 

[chica]

Sounds like too much work to me. How 'bout using the real thing?

OK, I'll go spank myself

 

[hatfull]

I had a similar problem with my cat. In the end, I let her have a tray with sylicone cat litter in it, and when she ws used to that, I moved it to the garden. Now she only goes outside unless she's dying for a pee.

 

[Codreanu]

Sounds like too much work to me. How 'bout using the real thing?

I'm not saying a word...

 

[chica]

ROTFLMFAO!!! Brilliant collector of our embarrassing moments with a rare gift OF MAKING THEM EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING!

 

[no one in particular]

^^ huh, now we know of another admirer (secret, though..but not anymore!) of the members' pics section...

but it looks like chica might have been having PIE there.... ?

 

[chica]

but it looks like chica might have been having PIE there.... ?

*coughs* I have them often

 

[no one in particular]

^^ and you clearly enjoy them immensely!!

 

[chica]

^^ and you clearly enjoy them immensely!!

It shows, doesn't it?
Now you understand the reaction of a certain Italian friend

P.S. omg, we hijacked a cat thread!

 

[no one in particular]

^^re the P.S.: hey, just blame it on COD! he started it!

and about the italian... was he a stallion?

 

[chica]

Well apparently NOT!

 

[no one in particular]

^^haha! my friend, how could you go for a non-stallion italian? i thought that was an oxymoron! you sure he wasn't gay?

 

[chica]

I actually recorded his expression of love towards the guy he was travelling with But no, I'm sure they were just friends. Anyway, thanks for your kind effort to console me... *sigh*

 

[no one in particular]

chica, let me tell you this: if i had been HIM, there would have been no doubt that the reaction would have been quite the opposite.....

add: i think maybe he was intimidated by just how foxy you were!

 

[chica]

chica, let me tell you this: if i had been HIM, there would have been no doubt that the reaction would have been quite the opposite.....

You mean you would have fled to the opposite side of the world? LOL!

 

[no one in particular]

^^LOL!......................but NO