Can we bring Morrissey to my town


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You and millions of others, I suspect.....
You have more chance than I (live in Melbourne, Australia).
But, good luck with your wish!

Scarlet Ibis

The Chicken of D.C.
I've met him twice, but once was by chance and the other time was just due to me hanging around the sound check door hoping for a peek at him. He's not easy to meet. I hear that he enjoys chance encounters way more than when he's being stalked or waited for... Which makes sense, really.


My secret's my enzyme.
Sorry. All my ideas involve duct tape, rope and other minor variations thereof.
Duct tape's on sale at Michaels. Just got back from there. In tons of colors too.


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Minor variation thereof: How about...

Of course, you'd need LOADS more tape than that. (Disclaimer: The result might be less sexy.)


Maybe you could arrange a fake meeting and say a record label wants you on their label and when Morrissey turns up, he meets his fate to one of his own fans....kidnap! :lbf:
Entice him into a well-sprung Taxi and you can take him anywhere....;)
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