CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST LOADS OF MP3s FOR ME TO DOWNLOAD

[I NEVER MAKE AN EFFORT]

I'm too cheap to buy records, and far to thick and lazy to find out how to download them for myself. I'd love whatever you have, but can you make sure its good quality, and all the filenames are organised properly and numbered correctly. Oh yeah, can you scan in the covers too, so my CD collection looks pretty. When your finshed that can tou post a link to the software I have to use to open the files, burn the CDS and print the covers. Will you write FULL INSTRUCTIONS on how to use the software because I couldn't be arsed figuring it out for myself. While your doing that, I'm going to sit here like a vegetable and dribble on myself, because I'm too slothlike to move, or even close my mouth.

P.S. If your not doing any of these things for me, then can you please fill the board with posts about who would play morrissey in a film, or links to pictures of freeyourself.If you do post at all make sure your username is very like someones that you don't like, and post loads of crap about how much you dislike other people and why. Don't forget the porn links aswell. I won't even bother saying thanks because I don't have to.

Isn't it great being a Morrissey fan and having such a wonderful forum. The best thing about this board is that if you don't like it you can mess it up for everyone else and the moderators won't do a thing about it.

 

[Joan River]

LMAO!!! brilliant.

 

[-Morrissey]

Re: LMAO!!! brilliant.

It's funny because it's true.

 

[Ordinary Boy]

Brilliant

Whoever you are, you're a genious

 

[Theo van Gogh Martyrs Brigade]

I hate to say it....

...that was pretty funny!

> I'm too cheap to buy records, and far to thick and lazy to find out how to
> download them for myself. I'd love whatever you have, but can you make
> sure its good quality, and all the filenames are organised properly and
> numbered correctly. Oh yeah, can you scan in the covers too, so my CD
> collection looks pretty. When your finshed that can tou post a link to the
> software I have to use to open the files, burn the CDS and print the
> covers. Will you write FULL INSTRUCTIONS on how to use the software
> because I couldn't be arsed figuring it out for myself. While your doing
> that, I'm going to sit here like a vegetable and dribble on myself,
> because I'm too slothlike to move, or even close my mouth.

> P.S. If your not doing any of these things for me, then can you please
> fill the board with posts about who would play morrissey in a film, or
> links to pictures of freeyourself.If you do post at all make sure your
> username is very like someones that you don't like, and post loads of crap
> about how much you dislike other people and why. Don't forget the porn
> links aswell. I won't even bother saying thanks because I don't have to.

> Isn't it great being a Morrissey fan and having such a wonderful forum.
> The best thing about this board is that if you don't like it you can mess
> it up for everyone else and the moderators won't do a thing about it.

 

[Misanthrope Me]

It is great. It truly is. I like to know that things like you that dance around in your homes in chocolate stained stretch pants can feel superior and angry about people "getting over" and gobbling up precious atifacts that other people are willing to share in the first place. One more waltz with your cat "Mr. Feathers" and then it's back to making effigies of your "enemies" (ie. the grocer, the mailman, your mother...). You know, a different life is only a click away. Or is it?

> I'm too cheap to buy records, and far to thick and lazy to find out how to
> download them for myself. I'd love whatever you have, but can you make
> sure its good quality, and all the filenames are organised properly and
> numbered correctly. Oh yeah, can you scan in the covers too, so my CD
> collection looks pretty. When your finshed that can tou post a link to the
> software I have to use to open the files, burn the CDS and print the
> covers. Will you write FULL INSTRUCTIONS on how to use the software
> because I couldn't be arsed figuring it out for myself. While your doing
> that, I'm going to sit here like a vegetable and dribble on myself,
> because I'm too slothlike to move, or even close my mouth.

> P.S. If your not doing any of these things for me, then can you please
> fill the board with posts about who would play morrissey in a film, or
> links to pictures of freeyourself.If you do post at all make sure your
> username is very like someones that you don't like, and post loads of crap
> about how much you dislike other people and why. Don't forget the porn
> links aswell. I won't even bother saying thanks because I don't have to.

> Isn't it great being a Morrissey fan and having such a wonderful forum.
> The best thing about this board is that if you don't like it you can mess
> it up for everyone else and the moderators won't do a thing about it.