If you like this song by “Melvis”, you might also like the playlist in the frozen food aisle at your local grocer.
How many people actually enjoy this pap? It IS quantifiably terrible. Having said that, I know folks who still LOVE the latter-day, string laden bullshit that the REAL King released, in his later years. There’s no accounting for the shit that sycophants will tout as excellence - when it’s not even passable.
I’ll be keeping an eye on the Polish charts to find out!
You’re probably right. That’s exactly what it sounds like. ...and something that - at this point - I wouldn’t put past him.
I heard the next album has been recorded in a slop-trough, with samples of Kerrygold being grated and pasta being made. There’s also a track that features the screech of tires. No doubt, someone who “...only brakes for Melvis”.
Gonna be a doozy. Prolly make the Top-5 in Poland!
I don't know about the other question...
If Morrissey wasn't Morrissey, but looked and sang like Morrissey: would Morrissey be Morrissey or Morrissey wouldn't be Morrissey?
I assume that if Morrissey wasn't Morrissey, but he also managed to be Morrissey without being Morrissey... I would still like Morrissey, though I don't even know if I understand what I wrote.