Best Morrissey/ Smiths Defecating Songs

[Something against us]

Ok, I want some great songs to move my bowels to tonight.

So far I have Dear God Please Help Me (you'll never hear "explosive kegs" the same way again) and Papa Jack...they have worked for me before.

So which Moz tunes do you find to be the best to listen to while on the throne?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

LOL wut?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

November Spawned a Monster

 

[Not Right in the Head]

November Spawned a Monster

Hahahahaha!

Stretch Out and Wait
I Started Something I Couldn't Finish

Jack the Ripper

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I Started Something I Couldn't Finish

All good choices, but I HATE when this happens.

 

[Something against us]

How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel? and At Last I Am Born

 

[Corrissey]

Disappointed

Here I sit, brokenhearted...tried to shit and only farted.

 

[Reelaround]

It's only a matter of time, then the doggie poop pics will be out

Tasty poop mmm, now I wonder who would like one shoved straight down the gullet? mmmmm

Just wait right there, she'll be along soon, surely?

 

[mozzette]

The (p)loop.
(Stained) Boxers.
The more I ignore it the closer it gets.
You know I couldn't keep it in.
Toot witness.
Some turds are bigger than others.

Sorry, there terrible

 

[Something against us]

(Stained) Boxers.

Genius!

 

[Kewpie]

pathetic

This thread deserve this more than HIM's thread:

Wow, no wonder Morrissey hates this site. His own fans put up polls in which all three options hint that his next album is going to be crap. With fans like these, who needs enemies.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Re: pathetic

This thread deserve this more than HIM's thread:

How a propos--Stephane said "crap".

 

[Something against us]

Re: pathetic

This thread deserve this more than HIM's thread:

As Frank Zappa once said, "Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?"

 

[mcrickson]

Something is Squeezing My Skull.
Mama Lay Softly on the Riverbed.

'nuff said.

 

[vicarinatutugal]

Re: pathetic

LOL wut?

As Frank Zappa once said, "Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?"

well, nearly!

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Re: pathetic

well, nearly!

I can think of worse ones.

 

[Years Of Refuse]

Re: pathetic

I can think of worse ones.

Oh yeh ? Where's the hyperlinks

 

[vicarinatutugal]

Re: pathetic

I can think of worse ones.

oh so can I, that is why I said nearly could not find a fitting pic for nearly worse.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Re: pathetic

Oh yeh ? Where's the hyperlinks

No need. We all know which ones I'm talking about.

 

[bored]

Re: pathetic

You Have Killed Me
Still Ill
These Things Take Time
Nowhere Fast
Sorrow Will Come in the End
I Keep Mine Hidden
Noise is the Best Revenge
You Know I Couldn't Last
That's Entertainment
The Operation
Interlude
I'd Love To
Ammunition
Panic
Such a Little Thing Makes Such a Big Difference
Hand In Glove (in case you need some help)
Half a Person (if it's a big one)

Album Titles
Louder Than Bombs
Rank