Best and worst songs on albums

[Mclenarr]

SMITHS
Debut
Best-
Worst-
Hatful of hollow-
Best-
Worst-
Meat is murder
Best-
Worst-
Queen is dead
Best-
Worst-
The world won't listen
Best-
Worst-
Strangeways, here we come
Best-
Worst-

Solo
Viva hate
Best-
Worst-
Kill uncle
Best-
Worst-
Bona drag
Best-
Worst-
Your Arsenal
Best-
Worst-
Vauxhall & I
Best-
Worst-
Southpaw grammar
Best-
Worst-
Maladjusted
Best-
Worst-
You are the Quarry
Best-
Worst-
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best-
Worst-
Years of refusal
Best-
Worst-

 

[Mclenarr]

SMITHS
Debut
Best-Still ill
Worst-Hand the rocks the cradle
Hatful of hollow-
Best-Please please please let me get what I want
Worst-Accept yourself
Meat is murder
Best-Headmaster ritual
Worst-Meat is murder
Queen is dead
Best-There is a light that never goes out
Worst-Never had no-one ever
The world won't listen
Best-Rubber ring
Worst-Unlovable
Strangeways, here we come
Best-Last night I dreamt somebody loved me
Worst-I won't share you

Solo
Viva hate
Best-Late night maudlin st.
Worst-Margaret on the guillotine
Kill uncle
Best-Our frank
Worst- can't remember the rest
Bona drag
Best-November spawned a monster
Worst-Piccadily palare
Your Arsenal
Best-We'll let you know
Worst-You're the one for me fatty
Vauxhall & I
Best-Now my heart is full
Worst-Billy budd
Southpaw grammar
Best-not heard it
Worst-
Maladjusted
Best-Not heard it
Worst-
You are the Quarry
Best-The world is full of crashing bores
Worst-All the lazy dykes
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best-Life is a pigsty
Worst-Dear god please help me
Years of refusal
Best-not heard it enough yet
Worst-

 

[zither]

SMITHS
Debut
Best- STILL ILL
Worst- THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE
Hatful of hollow-
Best- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME GET WHAT I WANT
Worst- YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING NOW
Meat is murder
Best- THE HEADMASTER RITUAL
Worst- RUSHOLM RUFFIANS
Queen is dead
Best- THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT
Worst- NEVER HAD NO ONE EVER
The world won't listen
Best- RUBBER RING
Worst- GOLDEN LIGHT
Strangeways, here we come
Best- I WON'T SHARE YOU
Worst- DEATH AT ONE'S ELBOW

Solo
Viva hate
Best- LATE NIGHT MOUDLIN STREET
Worst- BREACK UP THE FAMILY
Kill uncle
Best- DRIVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND HOME
Worst- FOUND FOUND FOUND
Bona drag
Best- PICCADILLY PALARE
Worst- YES I'M BLIND
Your Arsenal
Best- NATIONAL FRONT DISCO
Worst- TOMORROW
Vauxhall & I
Best- NOW MY HEART IS FULL
Worst- I'M HATED FOR LOVING
Southpaw grammar
Best- SOUTHPAW GRAMMAR
Worst- DAGENHAM DAVE
Maladjusted
Best- TROUBLE LOVES ME
Worst- AMMUNITION
You are the Quarry
Best- FIRST OF THE GANG TO DIE
Worst- ALL THE LAZY DYKES
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- LIFE IS A PIGSTY
Worst- TO ME YOU ARE A WORK OF ART
Years of refusal
Best- WHEN LAST I SPOKE TO CAROL
Worst- SORRY DOESN'T HELP

 

[Ugly Devil]

SMITHS
Debut
Best-Reel Around the Fountain
Worst-Miserable Lie
Hatful of hollow-
Best-Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
Worst-This Night Has Opened My Eyes
Meat is murder
Best-Well I Wonder
Worst-Meat Is Murder
Queen is dead
Best-I Know It's Over
Worst-Never Had No One Ever
The world won't listen
Best-There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
Worst-Oscillate Wildly
Strangeways, here we come
Best-Girlfriend in a Coma
Worst-Death at One's Elbow

Solo
Viva hate
Best-Everyday Is Like Sunday
Worst-Dial-a-Cliché
Kill uncle
Best-There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends
Worst-Asian Rut
Bona drag
Best-November Spawned a Monster
Worst-Yes, I Am Blind
Your Arsenal
Best-The National Front Disco
Worst-Certain People I Know
Vauxhall & I
Best-Now My Heart Is Full
Worst-Billy Budd
Southpaw grammar
Best-The Teachers Are Afraid of the Pupils
Worst-Do Your Best and Don't Worry
Maladjusted
Best-Trouble Loves Me
Worst-Papa Jack
You are the Quarry
Best-Irish Blood, English Heart
Worst-All the Lazy Dykes
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best-Life Is a Pigsty
Worst-The Father Who Must Be Killed
Years of refusal
Best-It's Not Your Birthday Anymore
Worst-Sorry Doesn't Help

 

[Drew a swallow]

SMITHS
Debut
Best- This Charming Man
Worst- Miserable Lie
Hatful of hollow-
Best- Girl Afraid
Worst- Handsome Devil
Meat is murder
Best- The Headmaster Ritual
Worst- What She Said
Queen is dead
Best- There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Worst- Never Had No One Ever
The world won't listen
Best- Half A Person
Worst- Ask
Strangeways, here we come
Best- I Won't Share You
Worst- Death At One's Elbow

Solo
Viva hate
Best- Suedehead
Worst- I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
Kill uncle
Best- Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Worst- Asian Rut
Bona drag
Best- Hairdresser On Fire
Worst- Lucky Lisp
Your Arsenal
Best- I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
Worst- We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
Vauxhall & I
Best- Now My Heart Is Full
Worst- The Lazy Sunbathers
Southpaw grammar
Best- Best Friend On The Payroll
Worst- Southpaw
Maladjusted
Best- Trouble Loves Me
Worst- Ambitious Outsiders
You are the Quarry
Best- Come Back To Camden
Worst- I'm Not Sorry
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- On The Streets I Ran
Worst- The Father Who Must Be Killed
Years of refusal
Best- One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell
Worst- That's How People Grow Up

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

SMITHS
Debut
Best- I Don't Owe You Anything
Worst- Although I don't think anything on that album is bad... What Difference Does It Make?

Hatful of hollow-
Best- These Things Take Time
Worst- Reel Around the Fountain, but it's only the Hatful version that's not too good

Meat is murder
Best- What She Said
Worst- Barbarism Begins at Home

Queen is dead
Best- The Queen Is Dead or Cemetry Gates
Worst- Some Girls.... although it's a great song

The world won't listen
Best- Rubber Ring
Worst- You Just Haven't Earned it Yet, Baby

Strangeways, here we come
Best- Stop Me or I Won't Share You
Worst- Death At One's Elbow

Solo
Viva hate
Best-Little Man, What Now? or Late Night, Maudlin Street
Worst- Margaret on the Guillotine

Kill uncle
Best-Sing Your Life or (I'm) The End of the Family Line
Worst- Mute Witness

Bona drag
Best-Yes, I am Blind... No, Lucky Lisp... NO! Disappointed!
Worst-Ouija Board, Ouija Board

Your Arsenal
Best-Seasick, Yet Still Docked or I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
Worst-We Hate it When our Friends Become Successful

Vauxhall & I
Best-Now My Heart is Full
Worst-.... very hard to choose. I Am Hated For Loving, if I must.

Southpaw grammar
Best-Dagenham Dave
Worst-The Operation

Maladjusted
Best-Maladjusted or Trouble Loves Me
Worst-Roy's Keen

You are the Quarry
Best-I'm Not Sorry or You Know I Couldn't Last
Worst-America Is Not The World

Ringleader of the tormentors
Best-Life is a Pigsty or I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now
Worst-Dear God, Please Help Me

Years of refusal
Best-It's Not Your Birthday Anymore or One Day Goodbye Will be Farewell
Worst- That's How People Grow Up

 

[Dothatagain?]

SMITHS
Debut
Best- Still Ill
Worst- Miserable Lie
Hatful of hollow-
Best- Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Worst- Accept Yourself
Meat is murder
Best- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
Worst- Meat is Murder
Queen is dead
Best- There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Worst- Never Had No One Ever
The world won't listen
Best- "Asleep"
Worst- "Golden Lights"
Strangeways, here we come
Best- "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
Worst- "Death At One's Elbow"

Solo
Viva hate
Best- "Everyday is Like Sunday"
Worst- "Dial-a-Cliche"
Kill uncle
Best- "There's a Place in Hell For Me and My Friends"
Worst- "The Harsh Truth of the Camera Eye"
Bona drag
Best- "The Last of the Famous International Playboys"
Worst- "He Knows I'd Love to See Him"
Your Arsenal
Best- "Seasick, Yet Still Docked"
Worst- "You're the One for Me, Fatty"
Vauxhall & I
Best- "Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself?"
Worst- "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get"
Southpaw grammar
Best- "The Boy Racer" (soon to be "Nobody Loves Us" ...)
Worst- "Dagenham Dave"
Maladjusted
Best- "Trouble Loves Me"
Worst- "Papa Jack"
You are the Quarry
Best- "Come Back to Camden"
Worst- "How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel?"
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- "Life is a Pigsty"
Worst- "I Just Want to See the Boy Happy"
Years of refusal
Best- "It's Not Your Birthday Anymore"
Worst- "That's How People Grow Up"

 

[jesuisbryony]

THE SMITHS

Debut
Best - Reel Around The Fountain
Worst - Pretty Girls Make Graves

Hatful of Hollow-
Best - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Worst - This Charming Man (this version)

Meat is Murder
Best - What She Said
Worst - The Headmaster Ritual

The Queen is Dead
Best - I Know It's Over
Worst- Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

Louder Than Bombs
Best - These Things Take Time or Ask or Sheila Take A Bow or Rubber Ring
Worst - Golden Lights

Strangeways, Here We Come
Best - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
Worst - Girlfriend In A Coma

SOLO

Viva Hate
Best - Break Up The Family
Worst - The Ordinary Boys

Bona Drag
Best - Yes, I Am Blind
Worst - He Knows I'd Love To See Him

Kill Uncle
Best - Sing Your Life
Worst - Mute Witness or The Harsh Truth Of The Camera Eye

Your Arsenal
Best - I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
Worst - You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side

Vauxhall & I
Best - I Am Hated For Loving
Worst - The Lazy Sunbathers

Southpaw Grammar
Best - Reader Meet Author
Worst - Dagenham Dave :

Maladjusted
Best - Trouble Loves Me
Worst - Ambitious Outsiders

You Are The Quarry
Best - Come Back To Camden or The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores
Worst - America Is Not The World

Ringleader Of the Tormentors
Best - Life Is A Pigsty closely followed by Dear God, Please Help Me and I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now.
Worst - At Last I Am Born

Years Of Refusal
Best - When Last I Spoke To Carol
Worst- You Were Good In Your Time

 

[Interesting Thug]

SMITHS

Debut
Best- Reel Around The Fountain
Worst- Still Ill

Hatful of hollow
Best- These Things Take Time
Worst- still Still Ill...

Meat is murder
Best- Well I Wonder
Worst- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

Queen is dead
Best- There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Worst- Never Had Noone Ever

The world won't listen
Best- Rubber Ring
Worst- Money Changes Everything

Strangeways, here we come
Best- A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours
Worst- Death At Ones Elbow

Solo

Viva hate
Best- Late Night, Maudlin Street
Worst- Little Man, What Now?

Kill uncle
Best- Mute Witness
Worst- The Harsh Truth Of The Camera Eye

Bona drag
Best- Suedehead
Worst- Disappointed

Your Arsenal
Best- The National Front Disco
Worst- Tomorrow

Vauxhall & I
Best- Speedway
Worst- Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning

Southpaw grammar
Best- Southpaw
Worst- The Teachers Are Afraid of the Pupils

Maladjusted
Best- Trouble Loves Me
Worst- Papa Jack

You are the Quarry
Best- First of the Gang to Die
Worst- America Is Not The World

Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- Life Is A Pigsty
Worst- I Will See You In Far Off Places

Years of refusal
Best- Mama Lay Softly On The Riverbed
Worst- When Last I Spoke To Carol

That was unspeakably hard! I feel so cruel! Sorry if I upset anyone as well - reading some of these 'worsts' is breaking my heart!

 

[Interesting Thug]

It seems we can all agree on Death At One's Elbow though

 

[Drew a swallow]

Interesting how most of us seem to concur on the best and worst song from The Queen Is Dead.

 

[Orson Swells]

SMITHS
Debut
Best - Reel Around the Fountain
Worst - I Don't Owe You Anything

Hatful of hollow-
Best - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
Worst - You've Got Everything Now

Meat is murder
Best - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
Worst - Barbarism Begins At Home

Queen is dead
Best - There is A Light That Never Goes Out
Worst - Never Had No One Ever

The world won't listen
Best - Half A Person
Worst - Oscillate Wildly

Strangeways, here we come
Best - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
Worst - Death at One's Elbow

Solo
Viva hate
Best - Everyday Is Like Sunday
Worst - Margaret On The Guillotine

Kill uncle
Best - King Leer
Worst - The Harsh Truth of the Camera Eye

Bona drag
Best - The Last of the Famous International Playboys
Worst - Lucky Lisp

Your Arsenal
Best - I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
Worst - Certain People I Know

Vauxhall & I
Best - Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself?
Worst - I Am Hated For Loving

Southpaw grammar
Best -The Boy Racer
Worst - Best Friend On The Payroll

Maladjusted
Best - Trouble Loves Me
Worst - Papa Jack

You are the Quarry
Best - Come Back To Camden
Worst - How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel

Ringleader of the tormentors
Best - I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now
Worst - To Me You Are A Work of Art

Years of refusal
Best - It's Not Your Birthday Anymore
Worst - Sorry Doesn't Help


... or something very similar.

 

[Jamie]

SMITHS
Debut
Best - Still Ill
Worst - Miserable Lie

Hatful of hollow-
Best - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
Worst - These Things Take Time

Meat is murder
Best - Nowhere Fast
Worst - Title track

Queen is dead
Best - There is A Light That Never Goes Out
Worst - Never Had No One Ever

Louder Than Bums
Best - Stretch Out and Wait
Worst - Golden Lights

Strangeways, here we come
Best - Stop Me If You Think You Heard This One Before
Worst - I Won't Share You

Solo
Viva hate
Best - Late Night, Maudlin Street
Worst - Margaret On The Guillotine

Kill uncle
Best - Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Worst - The Harsh Truth of the Camera Eye

Bona drag
Best - Disappointed
Worst - Yes, I Am Blind

Your Arsenal
Best - The National Front Disco
Worst - Certain People I Know

Vauxhall & I
Best - Speedway
Worst - The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get

Southpaw grammar
Best -Reader Meet Author
Worst - Do Your Best And Don't Worry

Maladjusted
Best - Trouble Loves Me
Worst - Sorrow Will Come In The End

You are the Quarry
Best - First of the Gang to Die
Worst - How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel

Ringleader of the tormentors
Best - Life Is a Pigsty
Worst - I Just Want To See The Boy...(crappy)

Years of refusal
Best - It's Not Your Birthday Anymore
Worst - (tie) That's How People Grow Up / I'm OK By Myself

 

[alsatianuncle]

SMITHS
Debut
Best-this charming man
Worst-hand that rocks the cradle
Hatful of hollow-
Best-please
Worst-hand in glove
Meat is murder
Best-how soon is now
Worst-meat is murder
Queen is dead
Best-some girls are bigger
Worst-queen is dead
The world won't listen
Best-half a person
Worst- golden lights
Strangeways, here we come
Best- i wont share you
Worst- death at ones elbow

Solo
Viva hate
Best- late night
Worst- little man what now (CRAP)
Kill uncle
Best- found found found
Worst- asian rut (CRAP)
Bona drag
Best- he knows i'd love to
Worst- everyday is like sunday
Your Arsenal
Best- certain people
Worst- friends become
Vauxhall & I
Best- i am hated for loving
Worst- lazy sunbathers (HATE)
Southpaw grammar
Best- reader meet author
Worst- teachers are afraid
Maladjusted
Best- he cried
Worst-ambitious outsiders (HATE)
You are the Quarry
Best- irish blood
Worst- lazy dykes
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- life is a pigsty
Worst- at last i am born
Years of refusal
Best- paris
Worst- thats how people grow up (HATE)

 

[Chartres]

THE SMITHS
The Smiths
Best - Reel Around The Fountain
Worst - What Difference Does It Make?

Hatful Of Hollow
Best - William, It Was Really Nothing
Worst - Accept Yourself

Meat Is Murder
Best - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
Worst - I Want The One I Can't Have

The Queen Is Dead
Best - The Queen Is Dead
Worst - Vicar In A Tutu

The World Won't Listen
Best - Rubber Ring
Worst - You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby

Strangeways Here We Come
Best - A Rush And A Push And This Land Is Ours
Worst - Death At One's Elbow

SOLO
Viva Hate
Best - Late Nigh, Maudlin Street
Worst - Dial-à-cliche

Bona Drag
Best - Will Never Marry
Worst - Yes, I Am Blind

Kill Uncle
Best - The Harsh Truth Of The Camera Eye
Worst - There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends

Your Arsenal
Best - I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
Worst - You're The One For Me, Fatty

Vauxhall & I
Best - Now My Heart Is Full
Worst - Billy Budd

Southpaw Grammar
Best - Southpaw
Worst - Dagenham Dave

Maladjusted
Best - Maladjusted
Worst - Papa Jack

You Are The Quarry
Best - Come Back To Camden
Worst - How can Anybody Possibly Think They Know How I Feel?

Ringleader Of The Tormentors
Best - Life Is A Pigsty
Worst - To Me You Are A Work Of Art

Years Of Refusal
Best - When Last I Spoke To Carol
Worst - Sorry Doesn't Help

 

[fnc]

THE SMITHS
The Smiths
Best - Suffer Little Children
Worst - I Don't Owe You Anything

Hatful Of Hollow
Best - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Worst - You've Got Everything Now

Meat Is Murder
Best - What She Said
Worst - Meat Is Murder

The Queen Is Dead
Best - The Queen Is Dead
Worst - Never Had No One Ever

The World Won't Listen
Best - Rubber Ring
Worst - Oscillate Wildly

Strangeways Here We Come
Best - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Worst - Death At One's Elbow

SOLO
Viva Hate
Best - Suedehead
Worst - Dial-à-cliche

Bona Drag
Best - Disappointed
Worst - Lucky Lisp

Kill Uncle
Best - Mute Witness
Worst - King Leer

Your Arsenal
Best - The National Front Disco
Worst - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

Vauxhall & I
Best - Spring Heeled Jim
Worst - I Am Hated For Loving

Southpaw Grammar
Best - The Boy Racer
Worst - Dagenham Dave

Maladjusted
Best - Roy's Keen
Worst - Alma Matters

You Are The Quarry
Best - First Of The Gang ToDie
Worst - America Is Not The World

Ringleader Of The Tormentors
Best - On The Streets I Ran
Worst - To Me You Are A Work Of Art

Years Of Refusal
Best - Something Is Squeezing My Skull
Worst - You Were Good In Your Time

 

[LuvMozzy]

SMITHS
Debut
Best- Reel around the fountain
Worst- Miserable lie

Hatful of hollow-
Best- Accept Yourself
Worst- Er... I've only got half of it on my itunes.

Meat is murder
Best- What She Said
Worst- Meat is Murder

Queen is dead
Best- I know it's over
Worst- Some Girls are bigger than others

The world won't listen
I don't appear to have this one... I have Louder than bombs.

Louder than Bombs
Best- Stretch out and Wait
Worst- Golden Lights (of course)

Strangeways, here we come
Best- Last Night I Dreamt...
Worst- Death At One's Elbow

Solo
Viva hate
Best-Every Day is Like Sunday
Worst- Margaret on the Guillotine

Kill uncle
Best-I'm Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Worst- Asian Rut (and the rest)

Bona drag
Best-Such a Little Thing
Worst-He Knows I'd Love To See Him

Your Arsenal
Best-National Front Disco
Worst-Certain People I Know

Vauxhall & I
Best-Speedway
Worst-.... Billy Budd

Southpaw grammar
Best-Southpaw
Worst-Best Friend on The Payroll

Maladjusted
Best-Trouble Loves Me
Worst-He Cried

You are the Quarry
Best-How Could Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel
Worst-I'm Not Sorry (you should be)

Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- Pigsty
Worst-The Father who must be killed (truly awful)

Years of refusal
Best-It's Not Your Birthday Anymore
Worst- You Were Good in Your Time

ps. picking 2 answers for either question is cheating.

 

[Interesting Thug]

ps. picking 2 answers for either question is cheating.

Innit!

 

[Viva Tom]

SMITHS
Debut
Best-SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN
Worst- REEL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN
Hatful of hollow-
Best-THIS NIGHT HAS OPENED MY EYE
Worst-HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

Meat is murder
Best- WELL I WONDER
Worst- MEAT IS MURDER

Queen is dead
Best- THERE IS A LIGHT WHICH NEVER GOES OUT
Worst- NEVER HAD ANYONE EVER

The world won't listen
Best- ASLEEP
Worst-GOLDEN LIGHTS

Strangeways, here we come
Best- PAINT A VULGAR PICTURE
Worst-I STARTED SOMETHING I COULDN'T FINISH

Solo
Viva hate
Best- LATE NIGHT MAUDLIN STREET
Worst- MARGARET ON THE GUILLOTINE
Kill uncle
Best- KING LEAR
Worst- FOUND FOUND FOUND

Bona drag
Best-PICADILLY PALARE
Worst-LUCKY LISP

Your Arsenal
Best- SEASICK, YET STILL DOCKED
Worst- GLAMOROUS GLUE

Vauxhall & I
Best-WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF
Worst-USED TO BE A SWEET BOY

Southpaw grammar
Best- READER MEETS AUTHOR
Worst- THE OPERATION
Maladjusted
Best- ALMA MATTERS
Worst-HE CRIED
You are the Quarry
Best- I HAVE FORGIVEN JESUS
Worst- ALL THE LAZY DYKES

Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- YOU HAVE KILLED ME
Worst- AT LAST I AM BORN

Years of refusal
Best- WHEN I LAST SPOKE TO CAROL
Worst- IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE

 

[biru]

SMITHS
Debut
Best- i don't owe you anything
Worst- reel around the fountain (i actually like it, but it's my least favourite)
Hatful of hollow-
Best- heaven knows i'm miserable now
Worst- accept yourself
Meat is murder
Best- what she said
Worst- well i wonder (i also like this one...)
Queen is dead
Best- the queen is dead
Worst- frankly, mr shankly
The world won't listen
Best- stretch out and wait/you just havent earned it yet baby
Worst- panic
Strangeways, here we come
Best- death of a disco dancer (it's sexy)
Worst- paint a vulgar picture/Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

Solo
Viva hate
Best- dial-a-cliché/i'd love to
Worst- the ordinary boys
Kill uncle
Best- found, found, found
Worst- tony the pony (irritating!)
Bona drag
Best- not only one, seriously... impossible - picadilly palare, such a little thing makes such a big difference, the last of the famous international playboys, he knows i'd love to see him, lucky lisp and disappointed. Ok, probably Disappointed wins... and Lucky Lisp.
Worst- yes I am blind
Your Arsenal
Best- We'll Let You Know
Worst- you're the one for me fatty
Vauxhall & I
Best- Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning (can I count moon river in?)
Worst- speedway
Southpaw grammar
Best- Reader Meet Author/the teachers are afraid of the pupils
Worst- dagenham dave
Maladjusted
Best- maladjusted - yes yes yes
Worst- can't rate.
You are the Quarry
Best- I Have Forgiven Jesus
Worst- All the Lazy Dykes
Ringleader of the tormentors
Best- On the Streets I Ran/ To Me You Are a Work of Art
Worst- you have killed me
Years of refusal
Best- Something Is Squeezing My Skull / I'm ok by myself
Worst- Black Cloud