Best 10th song on a Morrissey album

[William Fisher]

I've started so I'll finish.

(I like The Secret of Music, OK).

To Me You Are a Work of Art
The Secret of Music
Tomorrow
I Don't Mind if You Forget Me
There's A Place In Hell for Me and My Friends
All the Lazy Dykes
The Lazy Sunbathers
When You Close Your Eyes
Satan Rejected My Soul
When You Open Your Legs
You Were Good in Your Time
Kick the Bride Down the Aisle

 

[Gregor Samsa]

1. You Were Good
2. Sunbathers
3. Satan
4. Lazy Dykes
5. Work of Art
6. Tomorrow
7. Secret of
8. Place in Hell
9. Forget Me
10. Kick the Bride
11. Open Your Legs

No real, astounding masterpiece here, but nine really f***ing strong songs, though. 10 and 11 are proper abominations. And I also like The Secret of Music, @Ossie I think it’s amazing.

 

[Fion s]

Tomorrow
The Lazy Sunbathers
All the Lazy Dykes
I Don't Mind if You Forget Me
There Is a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends (not keen on the rockabilly version tho)
The Secret of Music
You Were Good in Your Time
When You Open Your Legs
To Me You Are a Work of Art
Satan Rejected My Soul
When You Close Your Eyes
Kick the Bride Down the Aisle

 

[dropanchorlikeasailor]

To Me You Are a Work of Art (The verses are meh, but oh does he sound great on those choruses)
Tomorrow
I Don't Mind if You Forget Me
The Lazy Sunbathers
You Were Good in Your Time
Satan Rejected My Soul (One of the more throwaway tracks I really enjoy. Hurt only by a lackluster vocal performance compared to what was to follow on YATQ)
When You Open Your Legs (Saved by the voice. It might not be one of the best Morrissey songs, but it is one of the better crotch-centric tracks I can think of)
All the Lazy Dykes
There's A Place In Hell for Me and My Friends
When You Close Your Eyes (A fine cover. Just not that interested in it though)
The Secret of Music (I don't hate it, just view it as another failed experiment of the 2010-2020 era)
Kick the Bride Down the Aisle (He had all of those excellent bonus tracks to choose from and he still put this on the album proper? Atrocious)

 

[Anonymous]

1. The Lazy Sunbathers
2. I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
3. All The Lazy Dykes
4. Tomorrow
5. When You Open Your Legs
6. To Me You Are A Work Of Art
7. Satan Rejected My Soul
8. Kick The Bride Down The Aisle
9. There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends
10. When You Close Your Eyes
11. The Secret Of Music
12. You Were Good In Your Time

 

[Anonymous]

LEADERBOARD

1/ Tomorrow - 49 pts
1/ The Lazy Sunbathers - 49 pts
3/ I Don't Mind If You Forget Me - 43 pts
3/ To Me You Are A Work Of Art - 43 pts
5/ All The Lazy Dykes - 41 pts
6/ There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends - 29 pts
6/ You Were Good In Your Time - 29 pts
8/ The Secret Of Music - 28 pts
9/ Satan Rejected My Soul - 27 pts
10/ When You Open Your Legs - 24 pts
11/ When You Close Your Eyes - 14 pts
12/ Kick The Bride Down The Aisle - 11 pts

 

[Mozzer1980]

1. Tomorrow
2. The Lazy Sunbathers
3. To Me You Are a Work of Art
4. There's A Place In Hell for Me and My Friends
5. You Were Good in Your Time
6. Satan Rejected My Soul
7. I Don't Mind if You Forget Me
8. The Secret of Music
9. Kick the Bride Down the Aisle
10 . All the Lazy Dykes
11. When You Close Your Eyes


When You Open Your Legs * not classified but I'm sure I'll listen to this song before Bonfire of Teenagers is released

 

[Anonymous]

LEADERBOARD (Update)

1/ Tomorrow - 61 pts
2/ The Lazy Sunbathers - 60 pts
3/ To Me You Are A Work Of Art - 53 pts
4/ I Don't Mind If You Forget Me - 49 pts
5/ All The Lazy Dykes - 44 pts
6/ There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends - 38 pts
7/ You Were Good In Your Time - 37 pts
8/ Satan Rejected My Soul - 34 pts
9/ The Secret Of Music - 33 pts
10/ When You Open Your Legs - 25 pts
11/ When You Close Your Eyes - 16 pts
12/ Kick The Bride Down The Aisle - 15 pts

 

[YOR]

1. There’s a Place in Hell…
2. Tomorrow
3. Satan Rejected my Soul
4. Lazy Sunbathers
5. When You Open Your Legs
6. To Me You Are a Work of Art
7. All the Lazy Dykes
8. You Were Good in Your Time
9. Kick the Bride Down the Aisle
10. I don’t Mind if You Forget Me
11. When You Close Your Eyes
12. The Secret of Music

 

[Anonymous]

LEADERBOARD (Update)

1/ Tomorrow - 72 pts
2/ The Lazy Sunbathers - 69 pts
3/ To Me You Are A Work Of Art - 60 pts
4/ I Don't Mind If You Forget Me - 52 pts
5/ There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends - 50 pts
5/ All The Lazy Dykes - 50 pts
7/ Satan Rejected My Soul - 44 pts
8/ You Were Good In Your Time - 42 pts
9/ The Secret Of Music - 34 pts
10/ When You Open Your Legs - 33 pts
11/ Kick The Bride Down The Aisle - 19 pts
12/ When You Close Your Eyes - 18 pts