George W. Bush is still the worst President in history, but I have to admit, the fact that a Democrat put Medicare and Social Security on the table to be slashed up by the morons in the GOP does put him in the conversation as one of the worst.
News Conference, Wednesday, August 24, 2011
REPORTER #1: Mr. President, what are the White House's plans to prepare for Hurricane Irene?
OBAMA: The Navy will be flooding the White House tonight.
REPORTER #2: Huh?
OBAMA: We plan to have 75% of the White House under water by midnight. Is that okay?
REPORTER #1: What are you talking about?
OBAMA: Fine, fine. We'll set up wind machines and blow the roof off, too. Take down some trees.
REPORTER #2: We were just asking about Hurricane Irene...
OBAMA: Enough, enough. Let's be responsible. Come on, now. I'll flood the whole White House, blow away, say...55% of the infrastructure?
REPORTER #1: Why would you--?
OBAMA: Fine, fine. You people don't let up. Bulldogs, you are! We'll flood all of D.C., cut power from here to Philadelphia, and the Army will dynamite every railroad track within 50 miles.
REPORTER #3: Sir...
OBAMA: I HEREBY SURRENDER AMERICA TO NEW ZEALAND!