Bank Holiday Boredom

Completly missing the sarcasm that the term 'pal' was laced with. You never experienced anyone using such terms in a condescending manner to somebody before? Maybe my humour is a little too highbrow for you, compadre. You stick to laughing at 'cock' (lol) and dogs 'going potty', I'll stick to finding sarcasm amusing.

Sarcastic, you?! I'm shocked. I didn't miss it, brother, I chose to ignore it. (And you missed an 'e' in completely, darling.)
 
This is awesome!

How will it end?

Will they kiss and make up?
Will they just let the thread die?
Will Godwin's Law come in to play as someone has an epic fail?
Will one of them cross the line for trolling outside the pigsty and get banned?

Place your bets kids.
 
1. Do you like cheese?
Yes.

2. Do you smoke heroin?
I have. It was most enjoyable, but not something I would do on a regular basis.

3. Do you own a gun?
No.

4. Your favourite song?
Either Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying by Belle and Sebastian or Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan or Holiday In Cambodia by Dead Kennedys. I'll probably change my mind in about 5 minutes though.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
It depends what the appointment is for.

6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?
I wonder how they get this soy or tofu or whatever to taste so much like the real stuff.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
I strongly dislike all christmas songs.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Either whatever I've been drinking all night or nothing.

9. Can you do push ups?
No. Well, maybe one or two.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Not particularly.

11.What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
I don't wear jewelry.

12. Favourite Hobby?
Writing, reading, watching movies, listening to music.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Alcohol or pity.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
I hate myself for hating myself.

16. Middle Name?
Stephen

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. Scrubs is occasionally quite amusing. 2. The new Mastodon album f***ing rocks. 3. I'm too hairy.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Pear cider, cigarettes and veggie burgers.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Beer, apple juice and gin.

20. Current worry right now?
My teeth are going to fall out.

21. Current hate?
Nothing right now which is pretty awesome.

22. Favourite place to be?
Amsterdam or Montreal in the summer.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
I got absolutely incredibly drunk and ate some Hungarian food.

24. Where would you like to go?
Tokyo, Vancouver or Dublin.

25. Name three people who will complete this and return?
No idea.

26. How many siblings do you have?
None.

27. Do you own slippers?
No.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing one.

29. What shampoo do you use?
Head & Shoulders.

30. Favourite colour?
Black.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
Maybe an old timey one, not one of these pussies today with their AK-47s.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I just focus on cleaning my ass.

33. Favourite girl's name?
Sarah.

34. Favourite boy's name?
Mark.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Fluff.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Talking to some friends on Skype last night.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Dennis the Menace and Gnasher.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Multiple broken bones.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I don't have any friends who live around me. My friends who live elsewhere are all as loud as each other.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Look up there. ^

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Some people have expressed interest in my genitals.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I don't think I've ever seen a shooting star. I might give it a go if I saw one. What would I have to lose?

45. What is your favourite book?
Either V. by Thomas Pynchon or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. I'll change my mind in about 5 minutes though.

46. What is your favourite sweet?
Toffee Crisp.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Something loud and aggressive.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Look up there. ^

49. What were you doing 12am this morning?
Either watching a documentary about Mike Tyson, listening to Mahavishnu Orchestra or masturbating. No matter which of those I was doing, I was also drinking gin and tonics and cider.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
f***! It's 5 o'clock.

By the way, none of that was meant to be funny, so you can just shut it.
 
shhhhhhh

This is awesome!

How will it end?

Will they kiss and make up?
Will they just let the thread die?
Will Godwin's Law come in to play as someone has an epic fail?
Will one of them cross the line for trolling outside the pigsty and get banned?

Place your bets kids.


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I'm not a threadkiller.

I was the first to fill out the questions.

Yesitis has worked to bring the thread back into its proper direction.

I was trying to be a flamewar killer.
 
This is awesome!

How will it end?

Will they kiss and make up?
Will they just let the thread die?
Will Godwin's Law come in to play as someone has an epic fail?
Will one of them cross the line for trolling outside the pigsty and get banned?

Place your bets kids.

Tiresome, yes. Awesome, no.

I will win.

No.
Probably.
No.
No.
 
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1. Do you like cheese?
Yes.

2. Do you smoke heroin?
I have. It was most enjoyable, but not something I would do on a regular basis.

3. Do you own a gun?
No.

4. Your favourite song?
Either Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying by Belle and Sebastian or Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan or Holiday In Cambodia by Dead Kennedys. I'll probably change my mind in about 5 minutes though.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
It depends what the appointment is for.

6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?
I wonder how they get this soy or tofu or whatever to taste so much like the real stuff.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
I strongly dislike all christmas songs.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Either whatever I've been drinking all night or nothing.

9. Can you do push ups?
No. Well, maybe one or two.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Not particularly.

11.What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
I don't wear jewelry.

12. Favourite Hobby?
Writing, reading, watching movies, listening to music.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Alcohol or pity.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
I hate myself for hating myself.

16. Middle Name?
Stephen

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. Scrubs is occasionally quite amusing. 2. The new Mastodon album f***ing rocks. 3. I'm too hairy.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Pear cider, cigarettes and veggie burgers.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Beer, apple juice and gin.

20. Current worry right now?
My teeth are going to fall out.

21. Current hate?
Nothing right now which is pretty awesome.

22. Favourite place to be?
Amsterdam or Montreal in the summer.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
I got absolutely incredibly drunk and ate some Hungarian food.

24. Where would you like to go?
Tokyo, Vancouver or Dublin.

25. Name three people who will complete this and return?
No idea.

26. How many siblings do you have?
None.

27. Do you own slippers?
No.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing one.

29. What shampoo do you use?
Head & Shoulders.

30. Favourite colour?
Black.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
Maybe an old timey one, not one of these pussies today with their AK-47s.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I just focus on cleaning my ass.

33. Favourite girl's name?
Sarah.

34. Favourite boy's name?
Mark.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Fluff.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Talking to some friends on Skype last night.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Dennis the Menace and Gnasher.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Multiple broken bones.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I don't have any friends who live around me. My friends who live elsewhere are all as loud as each other.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Look up there. ^

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Some people have expressed interest in my genitals.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I don't think I've ever seen a shooting star. I might give it a go if I saw one. What would I have to lose?

45. What is your favourite book?
Either V. by Thomas Pynchon or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. I'll change my mind in about 5 minutes though.

46. What is your favourite sweet?
Toffee Crisp.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Something loud and aggressive.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Look up there. ^

49. What were you doing 12am this morning?
Either watching a documentary about Mike Tyson, listening to Mahavishnu Orchestra or masturbating. No matter which of those I was doing, I was also drinking gin and tonics and cider.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
f***! It's 5 o'clock.

By the way, none of that was meant to be funny, so you can just shut it.

I spotted this bit just in time, I was going to say it wasn't as funny as mine, but I'm glad you addressed this point before I had to... :)
 
1. Do you like cheese?
Yeah. But only cheddar. Preferably toasted. In a bagel. And it's gotta be done right, ffs.

2. Do you smoke heroin?
Nah.

3. Do you own a gun?
Who would trust me with a gun?

4. Your favourite song?
It changes daily. Right now it's either Strange Bedfellows by Sandie Shaw, and unfinished demo version of Paul Weller's Pink On White Walls (superior to the final version x100) or I Know It's Over by some Northern band you haven't heard of.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I love doctor's appointments. Ditto dentist appointments and everything like that. Very relaxing. Or I am a machosist, which is actually a little more plausible.

6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?
“Very realistic Quorn, this. ...Oh, shite.”

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
Detest Christmas music.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
As much tea as it takes to render me somewhat mobile, sentient and possibly even forming words.

9. Can you do push ups?
No, I never got the hang of it. How are my feet supposed to be? Why is my back bent in ridiculous ways? Are my shoulders supposed to do that? OW!

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes.

11.What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
A lovely probably-not-silver-but-a-nice-likeness thing I got for one fifty because I swapped life stories with an antiques and curiousities dealer at a car boot sale. Or the tacky Jack Skellington locket I got two years ago from a mate of mine. Yay for sentimentality.

12. Favourite Hobby?
If I say writing poetry they'll laugh and I will be vewy upthet.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I have none and I'm not interested.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nope, but I'm easily bored unless I'm very into something.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
The fact that I have no normal self-esteem. It's either way up or way down.

16. Middle Name?
Don't have one. My confirmation name is 'Rosaline'. Or it should be. I think the priest misheard me and said 'Josephine' but I will never really know.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) Oh f***, they want to know my thoughts.
2) Quick, think of something to think that's ever so interesting.
3) Ow, my chest hurts.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
A tall cappuccino, an umbrella and a pair of knickers.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Tea, orange juice and ginger beer.

20. Current worry right now?
When are the nicotine cravings going to hit?

21. Current hate?
My bloody skin.

22. Favourite place to be?
In bed. Cuddling.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Played Trivial Pursuit with the family and felt like dying.

24. Where would you like to go?
Paris, London, Liverpool...really anywhere.

25. Name three people who will complete this and return?
No clue.

26. How many siblings do you have?
Two.

27. Do you own slippers?
Yeah.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
A red one with the Clockwork Orange logo, the sillhouettes of the four droogs on it and the passage from the start of the book. Great stuff. It's too small, but it was the only one left in the shop and I had to buy it.

29. What shampoo do you use?
Johnson's Baby Shampoo. It's less likely to kill me with allergies. Smells nice, too.

30. Favourite colour?
Black and white. And red. And blue.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
Nope. I like the sea but I do get seasick sometimes and I'm a terrible traveller.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Soul songs. Because no one can hear me over the water, I put on my best American accent and pretend to be black. But don't tell. Aw, shite.

33. Favourite girl's name?
Susan. ...what?

34. Favourite boy's name?
Don't have one. Noel, maybe? That's nice.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nuffink. Oh, wait, some earphones. Oh, shit, where've I put my mp3 player?

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Queen Elizabeth I on Blackadder. 'Then I dreamt I was a sausage roll'.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Who remembers their bedsheets?

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I've been lucky, actually. Very few injuries. Getting the left side of my face ripped up by gravel when I was ten was pretty bad, I suppose...my cousins had a really long driveway down a very steep hill you see, and one of the younger ones had a toy digger to sit on with a trailer on the back. The other ten year old cousin sat on the digger, I perched on the trailer, we went down the hill, turned a very sharp corner and the trailer turned over then came off, dragging my face over sharp gravel and sending me flying a couple of metres. Such a stupid, stupid injury. I only wish someone had taped it. Must've looked hilarious. I know I was pissing myself laughing before I regained feeling in my face.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One in the garage, one in the living room, one in the computer room and one in my parents' room.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Probably my best male friend, who likes to shout in the street and cause a scene. We're all very loud when we're together and very quiet when we're apart.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
See above.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Never seen one.

45. What is your favourite book?
The World According to Garp.

46. What is your favourite sweet?
I love Yorkies.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I don't plan on getting married.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I don't plan on dying.

49. What were you doing 12am this morning?
Texting, getting dressed, bemoaning my complexion, procrastinating.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
f***. Oh. Ow. f***. f***. Light. f***. Throat. Water. Give water. f***. Ow. (No, I wasn't hungover.)
 
I'd like to get to know some (not all) of you a bit better.

Recipe for disaster, I know. Anyway, self-destruction here I come.

1. Do you like cheese?
No. I don't eat cheese.

2. Do you smoke heroin?
No. I don't smoke. I run.

3. Do you own a gun?
No.

4. Your favourite song?
At this moment it could be the verse "Stabat Mater dolorosa [...]" from Vivaldi's S.M., with James Bowman.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No. I rarely see a doctor these days. It's pointless.

6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?
I don't eat any. And if I would eat them, I wouldn't be thinking.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
I don't celebrate Xmas.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Strong coffee.

9. Can you do push ups?
Probably not.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
It's not spotless. But you won't die after using it either.

11.What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
Hmm. I have a nice jade ring I'm wearing around my neck (it's too big for my finger).

12. Favourite Hobby?
Reading; running (long-distance).

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Glue?

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I've got no idea.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
Being born.

16. Middle Name?
Antonia.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) Does this last long?
2) I've got to go shopping tonight.
3) What time is it?

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Tomatoes, doufu and Superior light soy sauce. Yesterday evening.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Coffee, water and tomato juice.

20. Current worry right now?
How long is this going to take?

21. Current hate?
Well, this "quiz" is getting there.

22. Favourite place to be?
San Daniele del Friuli (IT)

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Sleeping.

24. Where would you like to go?
Home.

25. Name three people who will complete this and return?
God, Jesus and the other bloke from the Trinity.

26. How many siblings do you have?
One.

27. Do you own slippers?
At least two.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
I'm now wearing a T-shirt. Grey.

29. What shampoo do you use?
I vary. I really don't know what's on my shelf now.

30. Favourite colour?
Blue. Not too dark, not too bright.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
No.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Depends on the temperature of the water.

33. Favourite girl's name?
Claudia.

34. Favourite boy's name?
Juan.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
I have no pockets at the moment, I'm wearing "harem pants".

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Don't remember. I last smiled when someone tried to park their car in a tiny spot, and 10m from there, there was plenty of space. Oh, life.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Much better ones now.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken wrist.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
1.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
One of the girls from work. She's always excited and marvels at everything.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Me.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Don't be daft.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I don't wish.

45. What is your favourite book?
I remember I enormously enjoyed a work by Seamus Heaney, "Death of a naturalist". Quite a long time ago, but it still lingers on. Especially "Mid-term break".

46. What is your favourite sweet?
Fruit.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I'm not planning a wedding.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I honestly couldn't care less.

49. What were you doing 12am this morning?
Working.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
what time is it?
 
1. Do you like cheese?
Not really, I'm lactose intolerant :p.

2. Do you smoke heroin?
Hell no.

3. Do you own a gun?
Nope.

4. Your favourite song?
I don't really have a favourite, it changes all the time.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Sometimes, like if I'm visiting a new doctor.

6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?
Haven't had a hotdog is aaaaages so I couldn't tell you.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
Ummmm, Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange juice.

9. Can you do push ups?
Yep, maybe 20 at a time.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Kind of, could use a little clean though.

11.What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
Bracelet I got form my twin sister on our 21st, and the jade necklace I got from my mates just before I left New Zealand.

12. Favourite Hobby?
Going to the movies, reading, arsing around.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Killer charm.....:crazy:.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Not that I'm aware of.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
Indecisiveness.

16. Middle Name?
Don't have one, my parents had a hard enough time coming up with my first name.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. Juno's a good movie, 2. When shall I have dinner, 3. It's hot today.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Manic St Preachers CD, All About Eve on DVD and Juno on DVD

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Coke, Orange Juice, Water

20. Current worry right now?
Where my next flat's gonna be and saving monies for a deposit.

21. Current hate?
Nothing.

22. Favourite place to be?
Berlin and Wellington.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Hogmanay in Edinburgh.

24. Where would you like to go?
Rome, Vienna, San Francisco, Krakow.

25. Name three people who will complete this and return?
Blah.

26. How many siblings do you have?
One sister.

27. Do you own slippers?
Slipper socks lol.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
A shirt with Oscar the Grouch on it that says "Jamaican Me Grouchy Mon"

29. What shampoo do you use?
Lush.

30. Favourite colour?
Red.

31. Would you like to be a pirate?
Maybe, pirates beat ninjas after all.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
None.

33. Favourite girl's name?
Not sure.

34. Favourite boy's name?
Alex and James.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Can't remember :eek:.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
My big Lassie dog blanket.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Sore tail bone :p.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
None.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Probably Heather.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Not too sure.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Maybe I have no idea.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Nope never.

45. What is your favourite book?
Dracula.

46. What is your favourite sweet?
Ummmmm I like many sweet things.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Highway to Hell :lbf:.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
See above.

49. What were you doing 12am this morning?
Going to bed.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
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