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Yorkshire Boy

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Last seen in Aylesbury,much loved and soreley missed,please come back home,we will not chastise you.Im not sure if ive spelt soreley right,please forgive me,im only an impoverished illiterate northener.
 
> Last seen in Aylesbury,much loved and soreley missed,please come
> back home,we will not chastise you.Im not sure if ive spelt
> soreley right,please forgive me,im only an impoverished
> illiterate northener.

you might try a plate with some milk. I'd come. from anywhere out of my poor mind's estate.

So, that must give you some courage, Yorkshire Boy! Do not despair

yet.
 
Re: Felines range from kitties to leopards

My southpaw catches your right eyeball.
claws coveting juicy jelly.
Yummy. tastes like lychee.

Never, but then NEVER EVER, try to trick me with a kiss!

Off we stride, into a murderous jive. Cats, as cats can.
 
MMMMMMMMMeeeee oowwwwwww

Can i treat you to a nice tray of milk and

a tickle ??
> My southpaw catches your right eyeball.
> claws coveting juicy jelly.
> Yummy. tastes like lychee.

> Never, but then NEVER EVER, try to trick me with a kiss!

> Off we stride, into a murderous jive. Cats, as cats can.
 
Re: Life 8 of 9

> Can i treat you to a nice tray of milk and

> a tickle ??

I do have the right to remain silent and unwilling, haven't I?
Mellow meow.
 
Re: Life 8 of 9

What about if i make a fuss of you...

and give me some luke warm milk ??

> I do have the right to remain silent and unwilling, haven't I?
> Mellow meow.
 
Re: Sharp intake of breath...which I suppose you could call a gasp...

> Never, but then NEVER EVER, try to trick me with a kiss!

My word I was just reading that and then this...oh oh oh...But what about never trying to knock on rotten wood?!
 
Re: Sharp intake of breath...which I suppose you could call a gasp...

> My word I was just reading that and then this...oh oh oh...But
> what about never trying to knock on rotten wood?!

erm. you might scare the mushrooms?
 
Re: An Abundance of Mould

> erm. you might scare the mushrooms?

Strike fear in the mushrooms? I'll have no hand in it I tell you!

But do not think I underestimate your great concern...
 
Re: An Abundance of Mould

> Strike fear in the mushrooms? I'll have no hand in it I tell
> you!

> But do not think I underestimate your great concern...

thank you, Cinderella.
Thank you.
 
Re: An Abundance of Mould

> thank you, Cinderella.
> Thank you.

Quite welcome dear, but there's no need to thank me, it's just me, little old me...I've tried to explain this to the peanut crunching crowd who've shoved in to see...but no still them unwrap me hand and foot, the big striptease, gentlemen, ladies...

Such a theatrical comeback.

'A Miracle!'

I'm quite knocked out...

I do so hope you're still wending your weary way wickedly
Cinderella xxx

Beware, Beware, the weekend sees me rising out of the ash with my red hair...
 
Re: An Abundance of red hair

> Quite welcome dear, but there's no need to thank me, it's just
> me, little old me...I've tried to explain this to the peanut
> crunching crowd who've shoved in to see...but no still them
> unwrap me hand and foot, the big striptease, gentlemen,
> ladies...

oh. you must have quite a laundry. poor u.

> Such a theatrical comeback.

> 'A Miracle!'
ah. miracles ... aren't they "made from emotions"?

> I'm quite knocked out...
in need of a stretcher-to-go? I can transform into anything.

> Beware, Beware, the weekend sees me rising out of the ash with
> my red hair...

ood, ery ood. (oh, i ost y appetite or initial onsonants. orry!)
 
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