Attention Morrissey-Solo Women!

[My Name Is Not Vincent, It Is Gloria]

I'm going to list famous men. You write down who you would do if you could do them.

Boy George. George Michael. Michael Stipe. Morrissey. Eddie Izzard. John Inman. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kermit the Frog. Gale Harold. Ronald Reagan. Charles Manson. Fred Durst. Clark Gable. Steve McQueen. Woody Allen. Roman Polanski. Peter Gabriel. Paul McCartney. Paul Stanley. David Letterman. John Cusack.

Don't list anybody whose name does not appear above.

Ok.

 

[Bluenose]

Only one on that list I'd show my fairy to...

John Cusack.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

> I'm going to list famous men. You write down who you would do if you could
> do them.

> Boy George. George Michael. Michael Stipe. Morrissey. Eddie Izzard. John
> Inman. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kermit the Frog. Gale Harold. Ronald Reagan.
> Charles Manson. Fred Durst. Clark Gable. Steve McQueen. Woody Allen. Roman
> Polanski. Peter Gabriel. Paul McCartney. Paul Stanley. David Letterman.
> John Cusack.

> Don't list anybody whose name does not appear above.

> Ok.

 

[GenderNectar]

Morrissey - duh
Gale Harold - YUMMY! *slurp*
John Cusack - Purr indeed

> Don't list anybody whose name does not appear above.

> Ok.

 

[Dumbledore]

I'd be flat on my back for...

Peter Gabriel at any age. A young Paul Stanley. John Cusack -- but only as he was as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything. Morrissey, especially Morrissey as he appeared on Top of the Pops with the Smiths doing What Difference Does It Make. Boy George (I like a challenge and a man that can give me makeup tips in the afterglow.) Possibly a young Steve McQueen.

Top of the f***ing list for me, though, no question is:

GALE HAROLD

 

[GenderNectar]

Re: I'd be flat on my back for...

> Top of the f***ing list for me, though, no question is:

> GALE HAROLD

Isn't he AMAZING?! *drool*

 

[Dumbledore]

Re: I'd be flat on my back for...

He definitely pumps my nads...And he's straight!!!!!!!

 

[GenderNectar]

Re: I'd be flat on my back for...

> He definitely pumps my nads...And he's straight!!!!!!!

But he's also married. Blah!
P.S That's one of my favorite pictures of him. That smile makes my knees weak. *swoon*

 

[Poison Ivy]

If a gun was pointing to my head....
moz
Roman Polanski
Peter Gaberiel is a slut- ask sinead....
eddie izzard de-dragged
john cusack even if he wnet out with neve...

but he like the rest of the list are chipmunky cute aka paul mccarthney..

i like mine wimpy but rugged.

> I'm going to list famous men. You write down who you would do if you could
> do them.

> Boy George. George Michael. Michael Stipe. Morrissey. Eddie Izzard. John
> Inman. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kermit the Frog. Gale Harold. Ronald Reagan.
> Charles Manson. Fred Durst. Clark Gable. Steve McQueen. Woody Allen. Roman
> Polanski. Peter Gabriel. Paul McCartney. Paul Stanley. David Letterman.
> John Cusack.

> Don't list anybody whose name does not appear above.

> Ok.

 

[Dumbledore]

What?!?

> But he's also married. Blah!
> P.S That's one of my favorite pictures of him. That smile makes my knees
> weak. *swoon*

When did Gale get married? Why am I always the last to hear of these things? Shit! I mean I like Hal Sparks and everything, but he's no Gale Harold! Peter Paige and Randy Harrison are both fabulous, but they're gay! (I'm especially disappointed about this where Peter Paige is concerned.)

I don't like that the writers are making Teddy a crystal freak, but all the same, I don't think it'd be too hard to develop a thing for Scott Lowell. Do you?

 

[GenderNectar]

Re: What?!?

> When did Gale get married? Why am I always the last to hear of these
> things?

I'm almost postive that he's married. I remember seeing an interview with him. My friend Amy and I were both mourning the loss of yet another hot guy.

>Shit! I mean I like Hal Sparks and everything, but he's no Gale
> Harold!

Oh man -- Hal is so damn cute! I loved him when he was on Talk Soup. So adorable.

> Peter Paige and Randy Harrison are both fabulous, but they're gay!
> (I'm especially disappointed about this where Peter Paige is concerned.)

Peter and Randy really do nothing for me.

> I don't like that the writers are making Teddy a crystal freak, but all
> the same, I don't think it'd be too hard to develop a thing for Scott
> Lowell. Do you?

Oh my -- you know what? I've only watched about 2 episodes this season. I always forget it's on. See! It was on tonight at 10:00. Did I remember? NOOOOO. Grrr. I'll have to catch the repeats once the season is over. Tell me what's going on. Who's Scott???

 

[Dumbledore]

Re: What?!?

> Oh my -- you know what? I've only watched about 2 episodes this season. I
> always forget it's on. See! It was on tonight at 10:00. Did I remember?
> NOOOOO. Grrr. I'll have to catch the repeats once the season is over. Tell
> me what's going on. Who's Scott???

Scott is the gentleman in the picture above. He plays Ted Schmidt, of course! Everyone's favorite accountant turned Internet porn king turned...well, I don't want to spoil season 3 for you. Good season. Not as funny as season 2 or as heart-rendering as season 1. But still pretty good.

The big question for season 3? Will Brian and Justin get back together? You'll have to watch and find out!

 

[Chill]

I'd do Morrissey. If I were really drunk, I'd make out with George Michael, Michael Stipe, Eddie Izzard, (alive) Clark Gable, Peter Gabriel, (young) Paul McCartney and John Cusack. I wouldn't have to be drunk for Cusack though. And if Boy George was merely ambiguously gay rather than flaming, I might consider him for a make out candidate as well.

 

[Hallahook]

Re: I'd be flat on my back for...

Flat on my back and howling like a bitch. Yeah, baby!

 

[Celibate's Cry]

Cusack, Harold, Morrissey in his 30s, Izzard

 

[Celibate's Cry]

Oh wait, not Izzard.