Article: David Bret blog - "The Morrissey Solo Forum: You Don't Have To Be Intellectually Challenged

Update (May 29, 11:20 AM PT):

Bret posted a follow-up blog with mostly attacks on personal appearances of fans:

The Morrissey Solo Loony Forum: Chinese Whispers & Kleenex
Posted on Sunday May 29 18:31:00 BST 2011

* For those who actually care about factual details I am 41, not "50-something".


David Bret posted the link to his blog post on the Morrissey-solo Facebook page:

The Morrissey Solo Forum: You Don't Have To Be Intellectually Challenged, But It Helps - David Bret's blog
Posted on Saturday May 28 18:38:00 BST 2011

Now let me get one thing straight. Not ALL Morrissey fans are fruit-loops. In my time I have met some very nice ones. Americans, Chinese, French, Australian, doctors, dentists, porn stars. I have even slept with a couple--and they certainly were not vegetarian!

However, the Morrissey Solo Forum has a breed of its own. Like all forums, it is made up of educationally challenged, faceless morons who, unable to cope with the real world and incapable of thinking for themselves, come up with nifty little names such as Not Me Not I, Viva Hate, Dave Jay, and Skylarker--the latter one feckless little bird who should try sky-diving, preferably without a parachute.

Bret made a reference--years ago--to a line from a song, "There are some bad people on the rise," the latter word of which had to be changed to "right" to deter some sort of controversy. For some reason, Skylarker has got his Tampax in a knot and taken great exception to this. First of all, I am deeply shocked that he has read my book (as did 120,000 others, making it sell better than the tome by the Moz-hated Johnny Rogan)--and what shocks me is that Skylarker CAN read.

To this sexless, retarded creature, I am the anti-Christ, the "f***tard", whatever that is supposed to mean. Like I say, the majority of Moz fans are A1 folk. Couldn't wish for a better bunch of people--most of them bright, intellectual, and unreliant of every single word which emits from their great man's mouth.

The forum fans don't eat meat, don't enjoy life much, dream of their idol constantly and masturbate a lot, even though they don't really like sex, and they try to emulate his witticisms.

Where they fail, on every count, is in their quest for normality. So, Mr Skylarker, when you are lambasting someone better than you as a "f***tard". just remember--it takes one to know one. And the next time you wrap your fingers around your digit and jerk away to "You're The One For Me, Fatty", just remember tomorrow will be just another day when you will be just another nobody.

And think about Morrissey, studying you from afar and sniggering--like myself--all the way to the bank.


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But I still can't get over how ugly this man Bret is. If I looked like that I would crawl under a stone and never utter a word. I see his style is a bit that of a fallen painter living off the state and drinking a fine claret to kill the liver off prematurely. What a sad life he must lead to visit this place and get angry over what some say. I thought the world knew already this place was full of losers and lowlives posting shit about nothing like I do at the moment.
What type of combo does it take to produce an offspring like Bret?
If a shoe horn had a baby with a snail their kid wouldn't look as bad as Bret. Will he star as the elephant man in a coming remake?
Answers on postcards to:

Ugly Mugs
Loser st.
FU2
London


Urban in Sweden (watching Darren Ferguson winning at Old Trafford)
 
what a moron

he isn't aware that this website was the first and still is the most visited site, and
all the news though TTY [Julia Riley] got Morrissey's after a few newsitem
where people who worked on a tour and not being paid, David give
the person his tale , after that the SoloW began, and it seems like
all people who publish something don't know the real thing, but
without knowledge take over , and give this site a stab in the back
to try to favour Morrissey

Well mr Brett ask Morrissey what would've been after his 7 year lableless years
when i this site was going on strong, Morrissey should thank us solo, and David T.

the saddest thing is he that Mr Brett diss us, we, lots who follow his tour, buy
every best off or whatever release, from now on Mr Brett will have the
homour to be the laugh of this site, and I bet Morrissey read it, and reads
what Mr Rat things of his die hard long time followers and devoted fans,
me thinks Mr Rat is just taking the piss at this site cause he never
slept with Morrissey, and his book is is not sold that many as he dreamt

Mr Rat, you would be a perfect editor for the NME

ps
dear webmaster mr T, please filter every item regarding mr Brett the Rat,
insulting over thousends of registered devoted followers, as in the above
text, is rejection, and rejection from a fool is cruel

pps
aug 5 is not a dream, only a nightmare if Morrissey cancels
 
Why do you feel the need to sensor it, it's meant to be a free and open internet?

He done you bunch of f***tards like a crispy fat kipper and i applaud him for that.

The website forum is dead to the water, people only come here for news of a tour
or album. All you said poet writing sad cases have made the place a graveyard, but you always get what you wish for.

Long die Moz solo

Ian/moby/mozzerian xx
 
I had no idea who David Bret was before until I found out he was the author of that god-awful book I mistakenly bought a few years ago, Scandal and Passion. This rant is totally pathetic. As people have said before, any half decent writer would simply learn to laugh off criticism, and not take things too seriously, but the fact he's actually responded to what a couple of anonymous people have said about him and his "work" smacks of insecurity and desperation. That blog was the most stupid, self-righteous nonsense I've ever read. Pathetic. I had no idea who David Bret was before today (despite owning his "book"!) yet I'm now convinced he's the biggest prick on the planet. Way to go David! Arsehole.
 
I was all excited about this until I found out that Bret hates Doris Day fans, too, and he hated them first! And the Joan Crawford fans as well!! We're not as special as we thought, kids. The old coot hates everybody.
 
Hahaha the latest attack on his webshite or whatever it is is amazing. Haha Winnie Wong and David Tseng and I think he attacks Jay Tando as well or somehow with a picture of him meeting Moz. So I take it Bret is part of the Moz setup and is it true he is 2 years younger than me?
If that is the case then I feel sorry for the man and we mustn't have a go at someone like that because it is like poking fun with someone who is disabled.
If it was for what he says I would love the man but I also know that Moz hates people that look bad and Bret does from whichever angle you look at him and I think he would make young girls scream with horror even if they were blondfolded in a completely darkened out room. So fresh with some controversy in the sleepy world of Solo and after all hate is what drove Moz to write his best songs and hate is what I feed off so this is great news.
Cannot stop laughing at the description of Winnie Wong or Eva or whatever her real name is or whatever she calls herself these days. I even suspect that David Bret has had his identity hijacked online by a former Solo troll who tries to get some sort of revenge on people. But if it is Bret I suspect he needs to kick off his career or whatever and tries to reinvent himself by some sort of public online attack on people. This has been a very common way by semi-famous people in Sweden to get some attention lately and it is interesting to see that people do the same abroad but I thought people there could come up with something a bit more clever.
Only a mother could love someone looking like Bret.

Urban the swede (born in nineteen sixty hate)
 
Will Bret turn up at the Moz tour?
I wonder if he dares turn up. I feel like I wanna go to a gig now if Bret is there.
 
I can now confirm that it is NOT David Bret who did this but a well known ex-solo troll.

Urban the swede (www.patriot.nu)

David Duke is the greatest living american!
 
Has David Bret completely glossed over the fact that Morrissey has made fun at his expense on several occasions as well? I guess it really DOES take one to know one...

Twat.
 
And he keeps going on about everyone using a username which relates to Moz, my name is actually Kyle Leonard.. utter prick. :crazy:
 
Re: Article: David Bret blog - "The Morrissey Solo Forum: You Don't Have To Be Intell

~ He must have really had it in for you ~
 
Why are people reacting in such a sanctimonious fashion to the horror of Bret attacking people's physical appearances..? Look at the extremely personal attacks on "Freeyourself" which originate from this site (yes, we know who you are).

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.
 
I went to David Bret's site and looked in the shop. There was nothing to buy. If you have nothing to sell, then you need to shut up. I mean, for f***'s sake at least have a t-shirt or a handbag . . .this is the internet and its for shopping and being a f***tard . . . oh, wait I get it, you ARE a f***tard.
 
I would like to take credit for the introduction of the word, "f***tard" around here. Me? Glad to see the word is getting further use as it makes it way into the vernacular. Thank you Bret for the exposure. Baba Booey
 
Re: Article: David Bret blog - "The Morrissey Solo Forum: You Don't Have To Be Intell

I would like to take credit for the introduction of the word, "f***tard" around here. Me? Glad to see the word is getting further use as it makes it way into the vernacular. Thank you Bret for the exposure. Baba Booey

I would like to take credit for the introduction of sliced bread and zebras to the world. You're welcome.
 
Re: Article: David Bret blog - "The Morrissey Solo Forum: You Don't Have To Be Intell

Hahaha the latest attack on his webshite or whatever it is is amazing. Haha Winnie Wong and David Tseng and I think he attacks Jay Tando as well or somehow with a picture of him meeting Moz. So I take it Bret is part of the Moz setup and is it true he is 2 years younger than me?
If that is the case then I feel sorry for the man and we mustn't have a go at someone like that because it is like poking fun with someone who is disabled.
If it was for what he says I would love the man but I also know that Moz hates people that look bad and Bret does from whichever angle you look at him and I think he would make young girls scream with horror even if they were blondfolded in a completely darkened out room. So fresh with some controversy in the sleepy world of Solo and after all hate is what drove Moz to write his best songs and hate is what I feed off so this is great news.
Cannot stop laughing at the description of Winnie Wong or Eva or whatever her real name is or whatever she calls herself these days. I even suspect that David Bret has had his identity hijacked online by a former Solo troll who tries to get some sort of revenge on people. But if it is Bret I suspect he needs to kick off his career or whatever and tries to reinvent himself by some sort of public online attack on people. This has been a very common way by semi-famous people in Sweden to get some attention lately and it is interesting to see that people do the same abroad but I thought people there could come up with something a bit more clever.
Only a mother could love someone looking like Bret.

Urban the swede (born in nineteen sixty hate)

THE CHATROOM KING LIVES!!! This is a great joke. David Bret is totally unaware of any of this. It goes to show, that trolls have more power than you think. God bless them and God bless Urban racist hate that fuels his motives and keeps his retirement moving swiftly.

See, what most of you don't know or realize is, this is the stuff that went on in the chatroom on a daily basis at it's most vehement peak, which was only about a couple of years ago. You've all been had. Ever heard of someone falling in love with their kidnappers? This is how I feel about Urban. He's a true genius with no outlet, but he comes here and we benefit. Poor David Bret, really wondering how this all happened. It was from a master plan, from the Master, Urban aka Scott and one of his henchman, BG. Brilliant!

And Buzzetta, you didn't invent f***tard, you idiot, but nice try. New Yorkers are always trying to steal others credit. Buzzetta = Wanna-Be-Chico
 

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