Are you Morrissey?

[Paris Hilton]

why do you come here?

 

[bagface]

yes sir

 

[oscillate wildly]

well, I guess.

 

[bysshe]

why do you come here?

Just to read your diary, of course.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I'm obviously Morrissey. Morrissey with a vagina. Yep.

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

And why do you hang around ?

 

[lovemorrissey]

It was just to see all the things I knew you'd written about me

 

[NudeThrills]

And oh so many illustrations

 

[Maurice E]

Nope, but I'm not far off!
Maurice E

 

[Deego]

I can be anyone you want me to be, babe xx.

 

[DeanIsNotDead]

the answer is simple and more than evident.

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

ParisOwnage!

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I'm Spartacus

Jukebox Jury

 

[moztour]

I saw him once, in B&M Bargains. Does that count?