Morrissey's hilarious. I suddenly feel particularly not hilarious.
He should review something. He should just blog or write about the weather like the Blue Velvet guy or SOMETHING. Words flow from him like water from a tap.
If anybody's interested, there are actually two more instances of Morrissey reviewing the singles in 1984, besides this one - from Record Mirror (Feb) and Melody Maker (Aug).
All 3 here: http://www.morrisseyscans.com/tagged/Morrissey-reviews-the-singles
There's another set of Moz single reviews in the UNCUT Smiths special, out recently.