Apology to Greasetea

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: say hello to May for me you poser (you're not English, Pantomime)

What the hell are you on about? never said I was English, I'm Australian & Australians happen to speak english which is alot different to American/Canadian English which only Americans & Canadians speak, I'm not American so I'm not going to speak American English.

What the hell does language have to do with the previous thread anyway?

I am being myself, I stress out alot.

> I'm not (trying to be) English, so don't even try it.

> You're boring, shut up, you induce headaches- you're not a poet.
> And you're new so quit trying to be such a controller.

> "Arseholearsehole durrr piss of oy ! y'nunce oy ! durrr I
> so English now !"

> Quit your jabbering already + be yourself... you're allowed to
> say "this/that sucks" OK ? No time to be a wanna-be
> intellectual, it's just the internet.

> ^_^

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

PS

I'd be a bigger poser is I did start using American English.

> What the hell are you on about? never said I was English, I'm
> Australian & Australians happen to speak english which is
> alot different to American/Canadian English which only Americans
> & Canadians speak, I'm not American so I'm not going to
> speak American English.

> What the hell does language have to do with the previous thread
> anyway?

> I am being myself, I stress out alot.

 

[Cinderella]

Re: I sodding drop it...and it went down like the proverbial...

> Nobody read the message below, that should have buried the
> hatchet.

Buried it where?.. In somebodys face? Not a very nice way of dropping something, dropping babies now that could be fun! "I never wanted to kill I am not naturally evil" - (See, I have actually been defending your cat.)

And by the by we're all on to eating cake now anyway!

Oh, the olives are packed, I got the kind with the stones left in so we could spit them at the clowns...that should start to smart a bit after a little while!! Now where did I put those lovely sharp cocktail sticks...

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: I sodding drop it...and it went down like the proverbial...

This is more like it, I'm still going to be more cautious about who I apologise to though.

> Buried it where?.. In somebodys face? Not a very nice way of
> dropping something, dropping babies now that could be fun!
> "I never wanted to kill I am not naturally evil" -
> (See, I have actually been defending your cat.)

> And by the by we're all on to eating cake now anyway!

> Oh, the olives are packed, I got the kind with the stones left
> in so we could spit them at the clowns...that should start to
> smart a bit after a little while!! Now where did I put those
> lovely sharp cocktail sticks...

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Location

> I am rather prolific, a bit like the pox!

Where do you spread your disease? You've mentioned Sheffield before... and you say the east in another mail.... Cambridge?

MF, aye x

(Joke will be lost across the Atlantic)

 

[Cinderella]

Re: Located

> Where do you spread your disease? You've mentioned Sheffield
> before... and you say the east in another mail.... Cambridge?

> MF, aye x

> (Joke will be lost across the Atlantic)

Was born in sheffield, grew up in Barnsley!! (Mother always made me speak RP though - A thing I am thankful for now, I wasn't happy about it at school though!)

 

[Cinderella]

Re: OK - I'll bring the incendiary devices!

Oh you! Would you really defile some clowns just for me?