Anybody Here Single And Genuinely Fantasize About Moz?

[Bill Poster]

If so, two words: get out more.

Okay, three words.

Nobody over the age of 14 should be fantasizing about alliances and severe dalliances (spot the Moz book title semantics) with unreachable stars. Though I do admit this sad shit is what keeps the current mainstream 'entertainment' industry 'alive', if you can call it that...

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Why do you have to be single to fantasize about him?

 

[Dow Jones]

Imaginary tea parties are awesome, you're just jealous.

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

If we were to use him as a marital aid, would that be any less pathetic? Or maybe more pathetic?

I await your judgment.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

If we were to use him as a marital aid, would that be any less pathetic? Or maybe more pathetic?

I await your judgment.

*dons black cap*

 

[EPbabe]

FANTASIZE???? But... in my mind it was so real...

 

[almareallymatters]

I'll fantasize about who the hell I like thanks!

Love Alma xxx

 

[Scarlet1987]

Oh god yes I f***ing have!Especially if I am in bed with someone who happens to be incredibly dull!

 

[mozzette]

Me and 'im went shopping the other day. I pushed the trolley, he was riding in the front and he kept snaching wotsits...it was all real I tells ya!

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I'll fantasize about who the hell I like thanks!

Love Alma xxx

Thanks Alma, nice of you to think of me

Jukebox Jury

 

[Skinner]

Why do you have to be single to fantasize about him?

Thank you.

 

[Worm]

Why do you have to be single to fantasize about him?

Go on.

 

[vivabob]

Thanks Alma, nice of you to think of me

Jukebox Jury

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Oi!

Jukebox Jury

 

[vivabob]

sorry (in a straight , after 10 pints way )

 

[EPbabe]

sorry (in a straight , after 10 pints way )

At what time did you start drinking??? It's only 8.30 there!

 

[mozzia]

I can't think of anyone better to genuinely fantasize about

Any suggestions Bill Poster?

 

[emmanuela_7]

I'm only 16 and have been single my whole life So I'm allowed to fantasize about him.
btw, I had a dream about him yesterday... it was so nice!
it involved swimming pools

 

[oscillate wildly]

I don't need to fantasize, he's here. we're playing checkers.

 

[vivabob]

At what time did you start drinking??? It's only 8.30 there!

yeah but you know me if its warm and wet ... and i like a drink too