Re: i have an idea....
I opened a fortune cookie in your honor, baby. The message was so appropriate I just knew it was for you. This is what it said:
"You are angry and bitter. You have many issues to work through. Please seek professional counseling."
Wow. See what I mean? Strangest thing, though, it's not very funny when you add "in bed" to the end of that one.
> Lose some weight you fat goth! then after you stop stuffing your
> damn mouth with sticks of butter...slit your damn wrists at the
> concert and say your lousy last wish is to see Morrissey
> himself.
> Either way whether you see him or not, you'll be dead of blood
> loss..Thank God you sorry ass kabuki!
> What is it with soppy wanna-be goths? geeze monkeynuts! Stick
> your head in the sand and wait for Suzzane to kick it ya
> fruitpunch!
Dear Gothy