All remaining dates on the current US Tour have been postponed - TTY

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By MORRIZSEY on Oct 26, 2012 at 8:12 PM

    MORRIZSEY Wrong species

    Dec 6, 2008
    Press release -

    26 October 2012

    All remaining dates on the current US Tour have been postponed - but not cancelled - as Morrissey has returned to England where his mother has been hospitalized and is unwell. Due to issues with his mother's health, Morrissey will need to remain by her side during this difficult period.

    Those who have already purchased tickets for all upcoming dates are highly encouraged to hold on to their tickets and look out for the rescheduled dates. The new dates will be announced shortly.

    Morrissey would like to thank everyone for their understanding and patience as the shows are being prepared for a swift reschedule.
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    1. BrummieBoy
      don't know the password! [wouldn't give it out if i did, would I?] and yeah, i've been rumbled: the whole 'mental-case' stuff was my take on taking it to the max. lots of faux-sincerity mixed up with random psychotic explosions, fake revelations and some true ones, multiple personalities, performance art troupe nonsense: metamodernism. it was fun for a while, but now it's time to move on. The prison rape stuff was a Shawshank thing, i could have gone XXX but this is a family site, so i toned it down.

      i might surface as a stand-up myself one of these days. typing mad shit is fun, but it's even better just ramming it to an audience. i've done it in bars, riffing on a theme, but all that stuff gets the adrenaline going then it's really hard to get back to life, back to reality, etc. and fame is definitely a double-edged sword, i know one or two famous folk: they ain't happy bods.

      anyway, you have fun in all you do. if Moz gets his act together again and I follow the tour up North, i'll be in touch. never mind Stewart Lee, i bet you'd want to jump me; even at 52, the George Clooney stuff is still full on. i try and dial it down with scruffy clothes and a bit of a beer belly, but it's the pheremones...not as bad as it was but still get hassled by birds if i don't throttle back the charisma. what d'you reckon? am I a bald bullshitter with halitosis and the social skills of a brick, or a sex-god? Lol, etc. Now, I really am going out doggin. Council car-park. massive site, with woods. mayhem once the pubs shut.

      regards & au revoir
    2. Anonymous
    3. Bluebirds
      Jerry sadowitz, we are not worthy. He's doing a "residency" in Leicester square theatre over December and January. He does every couple of years. Well worth it, although sometimes you feel like you've been repeatedly punched in the face continuously for an hour.
    4. Mozza220559
      Well I've thought about the whole comedy "thang" me sen, I'd just be so obnoxious, Ted Chippington style, no regard for neu age Michael McIntyre style audience. I'd love to do it just for the buzz, I love the whole idea of the anti-comedy thing where, everything is so deconstructed in a dead-pan way, when it's absolutely so-indulgent, just a regular joe having a mild break-down is funny. If Moz will do another UK tour coming north-ways you'll be sure to see me getting a beer shampoo in the moshpit when First Of The Gang is on (Moz will never release that song into the wild now)

      Just don't go dogging Steve Mcfadden style in full panto get-up, that won't look too hot on a West Midlands Police mugshot...

    5. BrummieBoy
      He's also touring the country Jan/Feb/Mar. The world's pretty fcuk'd up, it takes some guts to really face it. I think it's odd he's never really been allowed on telly when all the others who have learned from him are household names. He is OTT but then he does clearly state he's a 'psychopath' and it's stictly over 18s.

      I think that whole 'HIGNFY' and 'Mock The Week' stuff has become a little too cosy. I find myself feeling I 'should' laugh at all the exquisitely crafted and honed jokes which have been road-tested before being broadcast, but it's been a while since something totally blew me away.

      all the best, bye bye from BB.
    6. BrummieBoy
      You're good. good at cartoons, good at quips firing back at me on here. XXXmas Doggin is always the best, lots of fresh meat from the office parties. I'm looking forward to shooting some new Santa porn on me iPhone over the next few weeks. That's Papa Lazaru in a Santa outfit, of course.

      Hey! you have been absolutely brilliant over the years. I hope you've had some fun with me pretending to be wound up and a self-righteous prick, but....that ain't me. It was just another piss-take. Being cruel and vile online was cutting-edge in about 1998, to troll effectively people now takes too much work: unless it's on the Daily Telegraph which is shootin fish in a barrel (not that i'd ever shoot fish, sensitive p.c vegan Moz types lurking).

      All the best to one and all. "I Will See You In Far-Off Places"

      and with that, 'BrummieBoy' deleted his bookmark, and mentally blocked off this addiction for good. *shed tear*

    7. MIDNITE
      LOL :) ( I wouldnt be at all surprised 2 learn thats actually true! not my "cup of tea" but it takes all sorts I supose ! )

      Yea I know "im very good at this" - LOL :)

      You should of known me on the last forum I was on, I was absolutly fantastic on there even if I do say so myself ! even 2 this day they still talk about me and wonder were ive gone!
      Little do they know that ive relocated on2 this forum now! yes your all so lucky I know lol
      I do however fully acknowledge that ive failed in spectacular fashion on this forum! I did try - but its all been in vain! :(
      But then again - a "fantastic failure is more fantastic than your success can ever be!" so in that sence ive actually succeeded! :)

      But theres still time 2 redeem myself!!!

      Plus my mission here is not complete ! I came here 4 a reason!!!!!!!!

      Ive a funny feeling tho that when It is time 4 my departure, that im gunna be banned in the most explosive and spectatuar fashion that has ever been seen on an internet forum!
      Im gunna go out in a blaze of glory!!!!!! :)

      Anyways I have 2 pop off for now, so will leave u all 2 it !

      But I just hope when we do get some more news about how morrisseys mum is ect, that members will please exercise a little more respect ect and refrain from some of the dreadfull remarks/comments and confrontations weve had 2 suffer much earlier in this topic !!! :(

      Good evening! :)
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    9. realitybites

      I thought that read banged, at first glance. :lbf:
    10. mcrickson
      ...til tomorrow.
    11. Skylarker
      We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
    12. BrummieBoy
      "oh oh oo oh oh oh oooh oh oh ohhhhh!
      now then, now then now then gus'n'gals, guys'n'gals, guys'n'gals
      we have had a lovely, lovely lovely letter from a lovely Brummie comedian who writes "Dear Jim , I am a long-haired Brummie psychopath, extremely bitter, never-was, has-been who is too stupid to know when his career is finally over..can you fix it for me to have lots of lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely people come to my lovely, lovely lovely comedy show at '' website in December [check website for details] by playing a lovely, controversial forum post from my 2008 album "Brum Enarf Bostin!" Well, Mr BrummieBoy, your wish is my command!
      and, er, just on a very personal note can I just say that although a lot of people think i've been very naughty, can i just say that of the 300 forum members i had sex with, most of them were dead, and all of them were white! er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er!"

      @reality bites, mcrickson & Skylarker, and !Viva/NHNS the conjoined lovely,lovely,lovely lovey-dovey couple: thanks 4 playing the game! FOR 4 WHOLE FUCKING YEARZ! immortal 'obvious troll is obvious' not spotted. ah did it 4 teh lulz, bitchez!

      "Oi, Sharon! Get rid of the last email notifications stuff to these sites, I don't want it clutterin up me Sabbath stuff!"

      "Sorry Boss! will do!"

      ps: Shazza here, i'm supposed to link to some 'immortal' post from back in the day, but I can't find it and can't be arsed to. he's outta here, on to a 'higher plane'. I've no idea why he found u all so funny n spent so much time here while he was fighting cancer'n'shit, but he's just had the all clear, well-not all clear, that's not for 5 years, but y'know what i mean....he's 'back in the saddle', fuckin'n'buckin like a bronco. ain't heard any Moz stuff in this place for ages, it's non-stop 'Rats In The Cellar' and 'Paranoid'. He says emo-dweeb-twinks can't suck for toffee, and the girls can't shag their way out of a paper bag! I got out of the mental hospital, i've got a full-time gig here. I'll be in the 'BrummieStyle' video wotz coming, he sez Psy ripped him off n' he's the real Elvis is not MJ re-incarnation. He's a nut-case. You're better off without him. Anyway, gotta go, the Police will be here in a while, as BrummieBoy is "assisting them with their enquiries". That only means what it says it means 'assisting them with their enquiries'. He's no paedo child-bender but he has info on a few. He had to do a lot of 'assisting police with their enquiries" these days, with lots of other great comics and performers from the 70s. Don't mean that they guilty or he guilty either. A paedo is not a hebo, and a witness is not a suspect, etc. And, he WAS a bit of a wild'un in the 70s "little BrummieBoy never once gave it away......Sunday Morning....."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      'keep calm and carry on: stiff upper lip
      good-bye. toodle-pip! cheerio! tara-a-bit

      lol lulz yeeep! and all that crap!

      OVER AND OUT 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      We do forgive. We do forget. Do not expect us

      For and on behalf of 'TheBrummieBoyProjectTeam' - 'BrummieBoy remains without a recording contract-by choice!'

      'Sadowitz on Savile'
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    13. Skylarker
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    14. Anonymous
      Referencing the sublime (Sadowitz) to the ridiculous. Adam Sandler is about as funny as a dose of the clap.
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    15. Skylarker
      Oh please.
    16. Mozza220559
      Haha, the clap! I've not heard that for a while!
    17. mcrickson
      ...til an hour from now.
    18. realitybites

      So this is moot: Brummie's closing arguments... from Dec 2, 2012, on this very thread.

      And this no longer pertains as well: Posting guidelines and forum boundaries.
    19. realitybites
      Rethinking this, about now?
    20. Mozza220559

      No not really, I think Brummie is alright, he even said in his posts above that the whole 'mental case' thing was just a bit of fun for him. He's managed to stitch you up like a kipper, it's all a persona.

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