All New Misheard Lyrics

[vaca peluda]

"....share some rich tea with me..."

Everyday is Like Sunday. I mean the biscuit, not Yorkshire Tea.

 

[Anonymous1]

From 'Nobody Loves Us'

Useless and shitless, jobless, but we're up yours.

 

[MyDoppelganger]

Half a Person: "I went to London and died"

It, of course, should be "I went to London and I..."

 

[[email protected]]

" Sixteen, Clumsy and shy,
I went to London and I
Booked myself in at the....
Why, Didn't You See ? Eh???"


( I Like my version MUCH better!!! soz Moz....)

 

[Anonymous1]

" Sixteen, Clumsy and shy,
I went to London and I
Booked myself in at the....
Why, Didn't You See ? Eh???"


( I Like my version MUCH better!!! soz Moz....)

 

[CrystalGeezer]

In England is a paper-round the same thing as a paper route? Because i always thought he said he had a nice paper route in I Have Forgiven Jesus but if it's the same thing then no big deal.

 

[TheReader]

In 'Sorry Doesn't Help' I thought he was singing "and sorry will not bring nineteen years back to me". Instead he sings "and sorry will not bring my teen years back to me".

Me too!

Oh dear - me too! Only just realised now I read it here.

Not a Morrissey/Smiths misheard lyric, but in REM's 'Sidewinder' my brother used to sing 'Coming to Jamaica - man" instead of 'Call me when you try to wake her up'.

Still makes me laugh!

 

[spinelessswine]

Since my flatmate started giggling thinking the lyric was "Sixteen, c***y and shite" I haven't been able to listen to Half A Person

I really miss the 'Make Morrissey Songs Rude' game we played a few months back - anyone else wanna revive it??

 

[Helen]

Erm... oh dear, I thought he was going on about Jamaica in that song too!

 

[King Leer]

Until I checked the lyrics I always thought Disappointed opened with
"I'll see that your friend gets the message" and never really knew what words came after so I just did one of those non-verbal things Moz does anyway.

 

[TheReader]

Erm... oh dear, I thought he was going on about Jamaica in that song too!

I re-listened to the song the other day, for the first time in ages and it really does sound like he's talking about Jamaica. Think I prefer it tht way now...

 

[TheReader]

Some men here
they have a special interest
In your f***ing career

As it was sung on Tues night. But seems I was wrong.

What did he sing then? I recorded bits of that concert on my phone and it still sounds like 'f***ing career' when I listen to it. Can't work out if I'm deaf or have got a dirty mind.

 

[lottie]

In 'Sorry Doesn't Help' I thought he was singing "and sorry will not bring nineteen years back to me". Instead he sings "and sorry will not bring my teen years back to me".



Oh dear - me too! Only just realised now I read it here.

Not a Morrissey/Smiths misheard lyric, but in REM's 'Sidewinder' my brother used to sing 'Coming to Jamaica - man" instead of 'Call me when you try to wake her up'.

Still makes me laugh!

Well the 'coming to jamaica is funnier,.. (i used to sing that tooo, even though i knew what it really was)

 

[Helen]

I thought it was "Calling Jamaica, I can always sleep in a box."

 

[Patrick!]

from "Rusholme Ruffians"

"the last night in Bel Air
by the Big Will generator..."

"and though I watch Home Alone
and I watch Home Alone
but my faith in love is still devout."

 

[ALLIE WALLS]

Just listened to Drive in saturday on Swords and i swear he says "do you like sealions" in the closing lines - well he is an animal lover?

Alan


ps i just saw that something similar has been posted previously

 

[Cosmic Dancer]

Your boyfriend he, went down on one knee
Well, could it be, he's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you with vodka,
Oh Tyson,
I can't quite remember but you didn't thank me,
You didn't even thank me,
Because you never do.

But then I looked up the lyrics and it was Taizer instead of Tyson, I still believe he says Tyson...

 

[billy scissors]

Your boyfriend he, went down on one knee
Well, could it be, he's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you with vodka,
Oh Tyson,
I can't quite remember but you didn't thank me,
You didn't even thank me,
Because you never do.

But then I looked up the lyrics and it was Taizer instead of Tyson, I still believe he says Tyson...

tizer

 

[billy scissors]

Now i know how Joan of Arc felt -

now i know what youre about girl

 

[Kewpie]

Your boyfriend he, went down on one knee
Well, could it be, he's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you with vodka,
Oh Tyson,
I can't quite remember but you didn't thank me,
You didn't even thank me,
Because you never do.

But then I looked up the lyrics and it was Taizer instead of Tyson, I still believe he says Tyson...

I know you don't live in the UK, Tizer is a name of soft drink.