mick ransommich
New Member
..don't kiss him!
Here's a true story.
My girlfriend has a mate who went to Holland recently for a Hen Weekend.
There were about 8 of them, who met up with a few local guys on the first night.
A few of the girls were kissing and cuddling the guys, dancing and drinking.
One of the guys asked one of the girls if she would go back to his place.. she refused.. but planned to mee him the next night.
The girls met up with a few of the lads in the same bar.. and the guy who asked the girl to come back with him the night before, did so again.
She refused, as she felt uncomfortable with that.
The girls returned home on the Sunday night, and after a few days the girl who had turned the lad down felt a little heat in her lip, that turned into a cold sore.
She went to the doctors, and he thought it was a funny colour so did a swab of it.
The next day, she was at work when the doctor rang her a work - and asked her to come back to the surgery.. and to bring a friend with her.
She was extremely worried. She arrived at the doctors next day, whereupon she entered the doctors room. There was two Policemen there.
They asked her to explain her actions/whereabouts of the last 2 weeks.
She told them.
The doctor said her swab had revealed some bacteria only found in corpses.
She was stunned.
She told the police of the man she had kissed in Holland.. they tracked him down and raided his property after an investigation.
He had two dead women in his flat, whom he had been having sexual relations with post-mortem
She was lucky.
Hope your date went ok!!
Here's a true story.
My girlfriend has a mate who went to Holland recently for a Hen Weekend.
There were about 8 of them, who met up with a few local guys on the first night.
A few of the girls were kissing and cuddling the guys, dancing and drinking.
One of the guys asked one of the girls if she would go back to his place.. she refused.. but planned to mee him the next night.
The girls met up with a few of the lads in the same bar.. and the guy who asked the girl to come back with him the night before, did so again.
She refused, as she felt uncomfortable with that.
The girls returned home on the Sunday night, and after a few days the girl who had turned the lad down felt a little heat in her lip, that turned into a cold sore.
She went to the doctors, and he thought it was a funny colour so did a swab of it.
The next day, she was at work when the doctor rang her a work - and asked her to come back to the surgery.. and to bring a friend with her.
She was extremely worried. She arrived at the doctors next day, whereupon she entered the doctors room. There was two Policemen there.
They asked her to explain her actions/whereabouts of the last 2 weeks.
She told them.
The doctor said her swab had revealed some bacteria only found in corpses.
She was stunned.
She told the police of the man she had kissed in Holland.. they tracked him down and raided his property after an investigation.
He had two dead women in his flat, whom he had been having sexual relations with post-mortem
She was lucky.
Hope your date went ok!!
