A song by The Dead Milkmen that reminds me of Russ T

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uh Duh!

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TAKIN' RETARDS TO THE ZOO

it's a boring day i've got nothing to do
except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo
oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
load em on a bus just for laughs
down a winding road stepping on the gas
down a winding road just daydreaming
down a winding road with the retards screaming
oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
one of them blowing a big spit bubble
slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
head on collision bodies everywhere
head on collision retards beware
oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
 
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russ t

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I'm British - we tend to be more intelligent over here, I'm afraid.
 
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russ t

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RSome of us are wacky, some of us are just wanky. Think I know where you come in, coward.
 
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russ t

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...doesn't merit a response

,,,,I talk about 'sub drag queen humour' further down. Read it.

And anyway, Mr Proper's not on here yet, and he makes an art of making these jokes sound lame, so don't you try, too, you crusty, jaded, bald old freak.
 
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puss e

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just realised you like the attention, go outside sometime, it's nice honest!
 
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russ t

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not here it's not....

...do you honestly think I'd be here chatting to an oldster like yourself if the weather was nice outside?

Here, in Britain (IS there anywhere else?), it's 6.45pm and it's dark and cold.

Outside? I plan a few drinks later with some friends in a nearby restaurant, followed by a trip to my friend's recording studios, he's asked me to manage the PR campaign for them - so business AND pleasure, you could say.

In the meantime, you'll do.
 
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uh Duh!

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I believe the connection is that Fantasy Island is your home address.
 
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russ t

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errr...right.

Shrugging my shoulders, shaking my head and smiling at the inanity of it....
 
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russ t

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oooo....tetchy, calm down, love, you'll come over all queer on us....
 
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