A review of those who post here frequently and whose legends continue to grow within their own minds

[Fabricio]

Re: Oh come on baby...

> I see your point Cili but I had to say something because I know
> that he likes Fabricio.

Really? Oh what a goodness...




A gift to Cili!!!

 

[Cili]

Re: Oh come on baby...

> I see your point Cili but I had to say something because I know
> that he likes Fabricio. I just wanted to make that clear is all
>

Cheers. I think that in the end, it's probably better that you did say something. You know, just to be sure there were no misunderstandings.

Kisses,
Cili

 

[Cili]

Re: Oh come on baby...

> Just to tell you I read this! *laughs*
> You are spoiling me Cili...
> A great and sincere hug,
> Fabricio

Hee, hee! Es caliente!!

 

[Mr. So & So]

So&So much accumulation.

> Hmm. It's good that you take the time to clarify things, because
> sometimes it can be a bit difficult to understand you.

You know it's funny, and both saddening that you mentioned that, for my father said the very same thing as we were burying my mother.

I was never good with a shovel.

I mean honestly, does whistling truly imply anything?

> Mr. So&So, I believe you've stretched the limits of humour and
> sensibility too far; things are breaking! Your jokes no longer
> make sense! And to think, I was beginning to like your posts.
> Please be funny again. For me?

No Cili, the moment has passed, and I am much too tired to bear the weight any longer. The time has come for me to live out the rest of my life... unfunny.

> I want so badly to understand this one. Because I know that
> you're funny, and when I don't get your jokes, I only blame
> myself.

When I get the jokes I only blame myself.

> I like that she does that. I like her--aside from her
> questionable taste in Belle and Sebastian of course. ;-( If I
> were single, and a lesbian, I'd choose her to sleep with from
> all the people on this message board.

My lord! Lifeguard is a lesbian?

And to think the only reason I ever liked Belle & Sebastian was due to my heterosexuality.

> Don't touch him you! Although, I do appreciate your way of
> tenderly expressing your affections, as you mock him terribly.
> Fabricio, check your back for stab wounds! Or infection.

Fabricio knows very well that I would only ever stab him upon fair notice and never from behind.

And even then I would rush him to the hospital immediately to prevent infection.

> I like Suzanne's posts. I think they're zany and funny.

I like posts. I think they're Suzanne.

> It's funny that you would say that. I was thinking the very same
> thing while reading your last few messages. Humour is a whore;
> once the novelty goes, so too do the laughs. Do I sense another
> hiatus on the horizon?

No, novelty is a whore and once the humor goes so too do the reasons for living.

> [Laughs] This one was funny. Okay, I take back all the bad
> things I've refrained from saying about you. Ahem, carry on.

While you're at, please take back all of the good things you have carelessly chosen to say about me.

Anonymously,
Mr. So& So

 

[Mr. So & So watching from the attic window]

Somehow I always manage to smuggle my ego in.

> Thanks for your support. (?)

I am very thankful for my support.

> But why?

Who?

> The road to hell is paved with the likes of me, and I'm not too
> sure what to make of it.

The road to heaven is paved with the likes of hell, and make of it what you will.

 

[Fabricio]

Re: A gift to Cili!!!

> Well, you know I'm watching you darling.

Oh goodness...

> Oh Fabricio... it's too much. She is SOoo darling; just so
> darling. Look at her little pose in the first picture. Thank you
> for putting up those pictures. I did have a thought though.
> There are some really sick people on the internet, and you
> should be careful to not reveal any areas where Teresa may be
> playing around often. I know, it's a horribly ugly thought, but
> it's reality, and she is so adorable. We don't want anything
> happening to her that you don't want to happen to her. Just be
> careful okay?

Oh thank you for your advice. In fact there's anything written about her in my page because I am a little bit affraid of all these things.

> By the way, is that "mother Teresa" in the last of the
> three-pic series?

No, she is my sister-in-law. Perhaps I'll put some "mother Teresa" (hehe) photo in my page someday...

> Aahh, that's more like it. Friendly Fabricio. You're like a
> giant imaginary teddy bear.

Oh you are really really spoiling me!

A giant hug,
Fabricio


A gift to Cili!!!

 

[Cili]

Re: So&So much dissimulation.

> You know it's funny, and both saddening that you mentioned that,
> for my father said the very same thing as we were burying my
> mother.
> I was never good with a shovel.
> I mean honestly, does whistling truly imply anything?

Only during burials.

> No Cili, the moment has passed, and I am much too tired to bear
> the weight any longer. The time has come for me to live out the
> rest of my life... unfunny.

I'm laughing at you right now.

> My lord! Lifeguard is a lesbian?

Oh no... I admit that it did sound like that's what I was implying, but it wasn't. I know you know that--touche. Now we're even for what I said about you and Fabricio. If you're reading this Lifeguard, sorry.

> And to think the only reason I ever liked Belle & Sebastian
> was due to my heterosexuality.

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that Belle and Sebastian are garbage, whether one is gay or straight. That wasn't a personally directed comment by the way. Their music is just awful.

> Fabricio knows very well that I would only ever stab him upon
> fair notice and never from behind.
> And even then I would rush him to the hospital immediately to
> prevent infection.

You're very kind. I can see that now.

> I like posts. I think they're Suzanne.

Er... right. :-I

> No, novelty is a whore and once the humor goes so too do the
> reasons for living.

You're a lazy writer!

> While you're at, please take back all of the good things you
> have carelessly chosen to say about me.

Oh. That one stung a bit.

> Anonymously,
> Mr. So& So

Kisses,
Cili