a poem for my goddess

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  1. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    'Sometimes My Goddess'
    dedicated to thepoliticalrevolution

    Sometimes my goddess
    needs a break--
    'to the country ill go' she says
    (and doesn't invite me).
    you'll find her there in dappled grass
    sunning her naked self
    while the bees nibble at her mons,
    as succulent and taut as a melon ripe to bursting*.
    sometimes my muse stretches herself out-
    after a long days work giving speeches to bores-
    in natori pajamas
    (silk, thank you very much)
    and drowsily,
    her little bob Dylan mask poking out
    from under the fecundity of her hair,
    explains to me the nature of the afro:
    "all natural", she says, with a prideful smile
    as I swoon, near to fainting.
    but sometimes too
    she gets a lil bit cranky and disdainful
    demanding that I give her attention
    and write her poems.
    at such times I say to her
    "honeybunch" -
    or "sweetcheeks"--
    "pull that stick out of your arse,
    you aint that famous!"
    and at that she listens and shapes up
    because I am
    THE BOSS
    in this relationship.

    I thank you!

    who else would like a poem?!

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    *yuck, who is this muse I have invoked?
     
  2. ThePoliticalRevolution

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    Maybe you should date.
    Kylie
    self-made milllennial
    billionaire Jenner
    She has a child
    named Stormi.
    And
    I hear she swallows.

    Good night, everyone.
     
  3. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    didn't you like my poem, babygirl?!
     
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    also, I prefer kendall, thank you very much!
     
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    Rifke looking for friends again.
     
  6. ThePoliticalRevolution

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    “But madness? That small remnant of altered consciousness, pure or in response to circumstances. Circumstances of life, even those of the body itself and its chemistry. How cruel and stupid to punish this as we do with ostracism and fear, to have forged a network of fear, strong as the locks and bars of a back ward. This is the jail we could all end up in. And we know it. And watch our step. For a lifetime. We behave. A fantastic and entire system of social control, by the threat of example as effective over the general population as detention centers in dictatorships, the image of the madhouse floats through every mind for the course of its lifetime.”
    ― Kate Millett
     
  7. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    im questioning the appropriateness of that response!
     
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    You HAVE met your match.
    .
     
  9. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    what you talking bout babe?! I never know where you're coming form. you gotta go being mysterious all the damn time. talk plain, little lady!
     
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    rifke queen of the universe

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    i know what im doin tonight. ima go down to the bar and find myself a cute lil bimbo with an iq of 75. yessir, that's what im gonna do...

    maybe also go buy some chocolate!
     
  12. rifke

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    that's a real groovy song by the way! im diggin' it!
     
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    Maybe you can play it on the jukebox for Chesty Morgan with the IQ of 75. I'm sure she will try to steal your wallet.
     
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    Anyway, I'm patting myself on the MONS for being the FIRST registered member on this website to post a quote from Kate Millet.
    I'm sure you'd like give my MONS a pat too.
     
  15. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    THATS WHY I KEEP IT ON A CHAIN. never trust no hos, that's my motto!
     
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    rifke queen of the universe

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    I already do it daily! :cool:
     
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    Great. We can FORGIVE JESUS together.
     
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    let's dress up as nuns and scissor!!
     
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    A girl’s best friend is herself. :hearteyes:
     
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