According to that article, it's been 12 years since the last Smiths album was released. It's the fountain of youth, via poor fact-checking and proof-reading! I feel ten years younger!
And: "Young ladies still hold up signs that say "You're still frinky" for an aging and less waifish Morrissey. He's a modern-day Frank Sinatra: His voice is still unmistakable, and now his fans supply the frinky for him."
No, he brings the frink. We just notice it. I think "aging and less waifish" is just mean. This is criticism based on ageism. The piece is essentially saying, "He's old! Yet people still come to see him! We dunno why!" Nobody writes shit like that about Bowie, or McCartney.