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Hand In Glove
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7": KISS MY SHADES / KISS MY SHADES TOO
"Kiss my shades" are words taken from the title song. The a-side etching was provided by Morrissey while the b-side one was provided by Johnny Marr.
This Charming Man
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7": none / SLAP ME ON THE PATIO
UK 12": WILL NATURE MAKE A MAN OF ME YET / none
"Slap me on the patio" is a lyric taken from the song "Reel Around The Fountain" which had been considered as a single for some time until plans were changed for "This Charming Man". The other etching is a lyric taken from "This Charming Man".
Hand In Glove w/ Sandi Shaw:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7": "KISS MY SHADES" / "J.M."
UK 12": none
"Kiss my shades", words taken from the Smiths version of the song "Hand In Glove", was also the etching of the Smiths original single. The b-side etching is Johnny Marr's initials.
Heaven Knows...:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7": SMITHS INDEED / ILL FOREVER
UK 12": SMITHS PRESUMABLY / FOREVER ILL
William it was...:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12" with green cover:
THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST / ROMANTIC AND SQUARE IS HIP AND AWARE
UK 7" with lilac cover:
THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST / WE HATES BAD GRAMMER
UK 12" with lilac cover:
THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST / ROMANTIC AND [ ] IS HIP N'AWARE
The a-side etching is a pun on Oscar Wilde's "The Importance Of Being Earnest", referencing Ernest Hemingway's latter-day impotence. The "Romantic and square..." etching is from Johnny Marr.
Hatful of Hollow:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK LP: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST / IAN [EIRE]
(only on original Rough Trade release, not on the WEA reissue).
The a-side etching was the same as on the recent "William It Was Really Nothing" single. The b-side was from Johnny Marr to his brother Ian.
Still Ill:
Etchings on vinyl:
"I'LL TAKE IT NOW" / none
How Soon Is Now (UK, North America):
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": THE TATTY TRUTH / none
Meat Is Murder:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK: ILLNESS AS ART / DOING THE WYTHENSHAWE WALTZ
(only on original Rough Trade release, not on the WEA reissue)
Wythenshawe is the area of Manchester where Johnny Marr grew up.
Holland: HOLLAND CUTTING / none
Shakespeare's Sister:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": HOME IS WHERE THE ART IS / none
Holland: HOLLAND CUTTING / none
Barbarism Begins At Home:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK promo 12"s: THESE ARE THE GOOD TIMES / none
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7":
OUR SOULS, OUR SOULS, OUR SOULS / OUR SOULS, OUR SOULS, OUR SOULS
UK 12":
OUR SOULS, OUR SOULS, OUR SOULS / none
Canada 12": HELEN WHEELS / none
The Boy With The Thorn in His Side:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": ARTY BLOODY FARTY / "IS THAT CLEVER"...JM
The words of b-side etching are the ones heard at the end of the b-side song "Rubber Ring", a sample taken from a recording of Oscar Wilde's "The Importance Of Being Earnest". "JM" is for Johnny Marr.
Bigmouth...:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
BEWARE THE WRATH TO COME / TALENT BORROWS, GENIUS STEALS
The a-side etching was seen on a banner in "Hobson's Choice", one of Morrissey's loved movies. The b-side etching is a line from Oscar Wilde.
The Queen is Dead:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK LPs: FEAR OF MANCHESTER / THEM WAS ROTTEN DAYS
(only on original Rough Trade release, not on the WEA reissue)
The b-side etching is a line spoken in the 1960 movie "Saturday Night And Sunday Morning".
Panic:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
I DREAMT ABOUT STEW LAST NIGHT / none
Germany 12":
'HANG THEM HIGH MONIKA' / HANG THEM HIGH MONIKA
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others:
Etchings on vinyl:
7": Rock and Rolling to the top / A PRECISE DIAMOND CUT
12": ---NOH GIRL LIKE JAGUAR ROSE--- / BUSY TRAIN TO THE LOKOMOTION
Ask:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
ARE YOU LOATHESOME TONIGHT? / TOMB IT MAY CONCERN
Shoplifters...:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": ALF RAMSEY'S REVENGE / none
Alf Ramsey was a football manager in the sixties.
Sheila Take a Bow:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": COOK BERNARD MATTHEWS / none
Bernard Matthews was a poultry farmer.
Girlfriend In A Coma:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7":
AND NEVER MORE SHALL BE SO / SO FAR, SO BAD
UK 12":
EVERYBODY IS A FLASHER AT HEART/AND NEVER MORE SHALL BE SO
Strangeways Here We Come:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK LP: GUY FAWKES WAS A GENIUS / none
(only on original Rough Trade release, not on the WEA reissue)
I Started Something I Couldn't Finish:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
"MURDER AT THE WOOL HALL"(X)STARRING SHERIDAN WHITESIDE
/ YOU ARE BELIEVING, YOU DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP
Last Night I Dreamt:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
"THE RETURN OF THE SUBMISSIVE SOCIETY" (X) STARRING SHERIDAN WHITESIDE /
"THE BIZARRE ORIENTAL VIBRATING PALM DEATH"(X)STARRING SHERIDAN WHITESIDE
Rank:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK LP: PEEPHOLISM / none
(only on original Rough Trade release, not on the WEA reissue)
Suedehead:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": "DREAMS...ARE JUST...DREAMS" / none
Viva Hate:
Etchings on vinyl:
"EDUCATION IN REVERSE" / none
(only on original Fame and HMV LPs, not on 1995 Parlophone reissue)
Everyday Is Like Sunday:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": NINETEEN EIGHTY HATE / none
Playboys:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": ESCAPE FROM VALIUM / RETURN TO VALIUM
Interesting Drug:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and regular 12":
ESCAPE FROM VALIUM / RETURN TO VALIUM
UK etched 12":
"WHAT KIND OF MAN READS DENIM DELINQUENT?" / MOTOR CYCLE AU PAIR BOY
UK etched promo 12":
HOSSCAH! HOSSCAH! / none
Ouija Board:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": "ART, ANY ROAD" / none
Piccadilly Palare:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12": GEORGE ELIOT KNEW / none
Bona Drag:
Etchings on vinyl:
"AESTHETICS VERSUS ATHLETICS" / none
(only on original HMV LP, not on Parlophone 1995 reissue)
Our Frank:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7": FREE RON, FREE REG / DRUNKER QUICKER
UK 12": "FREE REG, FREE RON" / "DRUNKER QUICKER"
Kill Uncle:
Etchings on vinyl:
"NOTHING TO DECLARE EXCEPT MY JEANS" / none
(only on original HMV LP, not on Parlophone 1995 reissue)
We Hate It...:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT'S HAPPY, DO YOU? / none
Certain People I Know:
Etchings on vinyl:
UK 7" and 12":
WHY BOTHER TO KEEP CLEAN? / WHY BOTHER TO KEEP CLEAN?
Beethoven Was Deaf:
Etchings on vinyl:
WOULD YOU RISK IT FOR A BISCUIT / none
