15 famous people you`d love to shag.......

[david]

gutted. it would have been fun if it had of attacked...

 

[GenderNectar]

15? What am I, a whore? lol I'm sure I can come up with a few though. Hmm...let's see:

MORRISSEY
Jack Black (i don't even want to hear a bad word about my JB!)
Jude Law
Chris Martin (Coldplay)
Gavin Rossdale

Um...that's about all I can think of right now.

 

[Patrick McCann]

margaret thatcher
the queen
margaret thatcher
the queen
carol vorderman
carol smilliie
leslie ash
vanessa feltz
esther rantzen
anna friel ( that one's genuine)
winona
winona
winona
winona
and............ winona. ( the only woman I would lie down in the middle of the road for). I'm quite articulate, but her beauty leaves me speechless.
goodnight and thank you

 

[GenderNectar]

> winona
> and............ winona. ( the only woman I would lie down in the middle of
> the road for). I'm quite articulate, but her beauty leaves me speechless.
> goodnight and thank you

Just don't leave any valuable articles lying around. They're bound to disappear.

 

[Chloe le Fay]

Trent Reznor
Winona Ryder
Morrissey (when he was younger...methinks he was sexier then)
Nicole Kidman
Chan Marshall (aka Cat Power)
Johnny Depp
Tori Amos
David Bowie
John Frusciante
Ewan MacGregor
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Liz Phair
Camui Gackt
Brian Molko
Kana (cute Japanese po star...not very talented, but very attractive)

 

[Mindy]

morrissey (duh)
jonny lee miller
ewan mcgregor
billy corgan (with hair)
damon albarn
spencer james cobrin (he's grown on me)
simon le bon
john keats (look at old portraits -- the guy was hot, if incredibly short)

that will do for now.

 

[superman]

the girls of my building!

 

[Goblinmoz]

I wonder if I can actually come up with 15 hot famous people that I would like to have sex with. Let's see...

I don't actually want to have sex with Morrissey. I just want to be his hag, so he's not on my list.
Angelina Jolie
Drew Barrymore
Clea DuVall
Joaquin Phoenix
I would like to have sex with Martin Rossiter's voice. He's very short and sort of strange looking but his voice is super-hot. Does that count?
Ummm.. I want to start a new list: Celebs I wouldn't turn down on a Saturday night:
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Linda Hamilton (Terminator era)
Portia DeRossi or whatever her last name is
The Scottish dude from SLiding Doors, mainly because he's scottish and has sideburns(accents=better looking & more charming)

Wow, this is hard.M ost celebrities are pretty monstrously false-looking... I'm sure there must be more- Help!

 

[Patrick McCann]

> Just don't leave any valuable articles lying around. They're bound to
> disappear.

HEY!! That's my Noni you're talking about.

Jack Black!!!??????!! Time to get your eyes (and ears) tested, Terror.

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: John Hannah?? surely shome mishtake.....

> The Scottish dude from SLiding Doors, mainly because he's scottish and has
> sideburns(accents=better looking & more charming)

What about Sean Connery?? Btw, I do a grrrreat Sean Connery impersonation.
"Hi, my name ish Bond - Jamesh Bond. I think you'll find everything ish preshent and correct, Mish Moneypenny."

Pretty good, huh?

 

[Mindy]

hahaha! some girl (like 20ish) called loveline a couple weeks ago saying that she was upset that her boyfriend dumped her. she mentioned that he was a semi-famous actor who had a band. dr. drew, adam, and the guest kathy griffins asked her who it was, but she wouldn't say. finally, she told them, but they bleeped it from the air to protect everybody's privacy. they were like, holy shit. kathy said, "i dated that guy!" and the others said they also knew him and that this was a guy who until a couple years ago was just there. you knew his face, but you probably didn't know his name and all of a sudden, his popularity just blew up. they placed his age in the early thirties range and then mentioned the movie "orange county." they also confirmed that several months earlier, he'd split from his longtime girlfriend and had been playing the field and dating much younger women.

hmmm, i wonder who that could mean.

 

[GenderNectar]

> hmmm, i wonder who that could mean.

My Jacky's on the market??? I didn't know that he and Laura broke up!!!Whoohoo! Now's my chance. He's so freakin' adorable.

 

[GenderNectar]

> HEY!! That's my Noni you're talking about.

> Jack Black!!!??????!! Time to get your eyes (and ears) tested, Terror.

Patrick!!! What did I say about bad-mouthing my Jables?! You're askin' for it mister!

 

[Mindy]

eh, not my type.

 

[GenderNectar]

> eh, not my type.

He's not my type either. It's so strange. I really can't explain my attraction to him. I think it's because he can make me laugh hysterically. That's what makes him sexy. I listen to my Tenacious D album on a regular basis and no matter how many times I hear it, I nearly pee myself laughing every time!

 

[Caleb's Bloody Bride]

Because if she writes that crap on the soapnet boards she will get banned.

 

[Mindy]

> He's not my type either. It's so strange. I really can't explain my
> attraction to him. I think it's because he can make me laugh hysterically.
> That's what makes him sexy. I listen to my Tenacious D album on a regular
> basis and no matter how many times I hear it, I nearly pee myself laughing
> every time!

well i don't think he's ugly. i just don't think he's that funny, plus he has that greasy wildman look, which i dislike. shorn and shaven, maybe he'd be more palatable.

 

[GenderNectar]

> well i don't think he's ugly. i just don't think he's that funny, plus he
> has that greasy wildman look, which i dislike. shorn and shaven, maybe
> he'd be more palatable.

MINDY!! Bite your tongue woman! That's my man you're talking about. Not that funny? Oh goodness. My heart is breaking.

 

[Mindy]

i'm sorry, gender. i did think that the one note song was kinda funny though.

 

[GenderNectar]

> i'm sorry, gender. i did think that the one note song was kinda funny
> though.

Have you heard 'Double Team' yet? SOOOO funny! Here are the lyrics.

[spoken]
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your f***in' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to f*** to.
A funky groove to f*** to.

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.

Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!