Re: Basel gig tonight also cancelled. What a f***...
You mean "the" f***...
You mean "the" f***...
I think its pretty obvious at this point that Morrissey has some serious health problems, and try as he might he's not going to be able to make through a big tour like this anymore. I think people should stop taking it so personally that he cancels shows. Do you really think when he plans a big tour with a lot of money as well as his reputation on the line he thinks to himself, can't wait till I get to Switzerland so I can cancel those dates and f*** a lot of people over?
I've been cancelled on over 30 times now and I still go to the shows. Jesus have some compassion for the man.
Seriously. Some of these comments read along the lines of, "Well Muffy got a pony for her birthday and her parents said it didn't cost too much money, so Daddy is a LIAR if he says we can't afford to get a pony, too!" I mean really.
(You know that people over the age of 50 don't all share the same immune system, right? And that Morrissey did just complete a run of 13 dates without incident, right?)
I think its pretty obvious at this point that Morrissey has some serious health problems, and try as he might he's not going to be able to make through a big tour like this anymore. I think people should stop taking it so personally that he cancels shows. Do you really think when he plans a big tour with a lot of money as well as his reputation on the line he thinks to himself, can't wait till I get to Switzerland so I can cancel those dates and f*** a lot of people over?
I've been cancelled on over 30 times now and I still go to the shows. Jesus have some compassion for the man.
Tru 2 form Statement
Metal Peru Rodney !
It is with greater sadness than last time and the time before that, that I cannot find silly words sad enough to express my heartfelt sorrow and ring pain at the situation we the touring party find ourselves in at the present time. I was really looking forward to Lion, Lasagne and Basil but once again the wheel has fallen off the covered wagon and I find it is left once again to me to explain. It seems that fatty has been pie smuggling and ate a dodgy re-heated one even though the contract says its a meat free tour and all bananas will be supplied, he was put in quarantine kept nil by mouth for twenty four hours and made a remarkable recovery, however the next morning I awoke to find my luxury suite looking like David Charlton's dirty protest cell at H M Strangeways prison and this state remains to the present. I shall try my best to honour November the 5 th by putting another spare wheel on the covered wagon but if I don't may be its best for all concerned if you throw me on a bonfire or otherwise find me in a covered ditch.
I would also like to thank Benny-the-British-Butcher for his made up sicklists that accompany my cancellations they really keep my spirits up and I sing them out loud on the Crapper.
Woe and a woe and another woe and f*** Harvest while I'm at it.
I will see you in far off places or ! Next year on another tour in another part of of earth is the loneliest planet.
TOSSERREY
does this mean his cancer is back?
fear not the show goes on and there will be one main talking point.. regards, Manc Lad
You mean the new member?
fear not the show goes on and there will be one main talking point.. regards, Manc Lad
Does Liam know you come here and spill everything he tells you?
does this mean his cancer is back?
The talking point tonight will surely be the new band member that walks onto the stage as the "flu" excuse at last falls belly up.
And once tonight's show concludes, let this be a lesson to all to never believe any cancellation excuses Morrissey (or his press agent) dole out. In recent memory, the only bit of honestly came when Morrissey's mother was ill and he left to be by her side. That was noble and quite understandable.
My favorite excuse of all time was from Morrissey's residency at the Hollywood Palladium in 2007. He was booked for 10 nights, but only half of them sold well. They cancelled several gigs dues to low ticket sales and allowed ticket holders to come to some of the other gigs (that also had low ticket sales). The reason given: A water main break in the venue!! Classic!! Honorable mention to "food poisoning among the band" from South America in July 2013.