Morrissey Central “The Johnsons.” (August 24, 2022)

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[Eldritch]

How timely, clever and gutbustingly funny.

 

[Aubrey McFate]

From the title, I thought maybe some fanatic had gotten “Morrissey” tattooed on their johnson. But no, it’s worse.

 

[Anonymous]

I could only last 5 seconds of the video before vomiting uncontrollably.

 

[Mozzer1980]

Well, no contract, no Bonfire release. But we have... hmm ... this thing on Central. Beggars can't be choosers .

 

[klaus]

is this the new album?

 

[Dirk Blaggard]

Not sure why anyone would want this on their "official" website

 

[Amy]

The Spitting Image spoof with Princess Diana was much better.

Everyone knows
I'd much rather be
Squidgy than Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[This Charming Bowie]

Sounds more like a pre-pubescent Michael Gove having a tantrum, from the 5 seconds I heard (and will never get back). Sam needs to give it a rest already.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

But it doesn’t sound like Boris or Morrissey… which you could maybe overlook if it was funny, but it’s not.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Absolute shambles…

 

[Famous when dead]

Having gone through 'Borrissey' 3yrs ago, you'd think they'd know better!?

FWD.

 

[Stephen Hofmann]

Appallingly bad.

 

[Anon of Manchester]

About as funny as Matt Forde.

 

[Deleted member 30524]

This could be a B side to the up and coming, I am Veronica. Who knows it could be played pre show as well.

 

[Surface]

Having gone through 'Borrissey' 3yrs ago, you'd think they'd know better!?



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FWD.

Not a fan of Bragg but this is a strange thing to say from someone who is an employee of a well known musician.

 

[Mayfly]

This could be a B side to the up and coming, I am Veronica. Who knows it could be played pre show as well.

God save us from this shit in the pre-show.

 

[Deleted member 30524]

God save us from this shit in the pre-show.

I do enjoy the pre show 30 minute warm up. I get very excited.

 

[Dirk Blaggard]

Having gone through 'Borrissey' 3yrs ago, you'd think they'd know better!?



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FWD.

That was obviously written by M
Jesse would never use the word "meanderings" and I'm almost certain he doesn't know what a "peanut gallery " is. He can barely speak and write for god sake.

You would think M would have the brains to at least do his missives in the style of the person posting This is why nobody (with a brain) respects "Morrissey band"
My daughter's friends have more game than M , so do the kids of my ex-wives and they are 5

 

[Dirk Blaggard]

That was obviously written by M
Jesse would never use the word "meanderings" and I'm almost certain he doesn't know what a "peanut gallery " is. He can barely speak and write for god sake.

You would think M would have the brains to at least do his missives in the style of the person posting This is why nobody (with a brain) respects "Morrissey band"
My daughter's friends have more game than M , so do the kids of my ex-wives and they are 5

Some one should go through all the post of Band Morrissey and spot the ones written by M