Morrissey Central “SWEETIE PIE” (December 17, 2021)

SWEETIE-PIE - MESSAGES FROM MORRISSEY - MORRISSEY CENTRAL - SWEETIE-PIE

MESSAGES FROM MORRISSEY on MORRISSEY CENTRAL

www.morrisseycentral.com

Two images - one of a Morrissey piñata and another photoshop image. Both artists (or artist) “unknown”.

 

[Detective Smith]

I'd like to give that pinata a good beating. Nah. It's too pretty.

 

[Surface]

When an artist is trying to seek out a record deal, I'm not sure that shit like this helps.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

That’s not a photoshop. If I was them, I’d sue for even insinuating it was.
That’s Microsoft Paint.

Oi! Sam! You already stole the image I made of that Corrie actor that died and made it into a t-shirt (yet to hear from you about my share of the royalties), but if you’re desperate for merch/pics (and it looks like you are), let me know. I can also do poetry.

 

[Janice]

Jesus. WTF

 

[gordyboy9]

That’s not a photoshop. If I was them, I’d sue for even insinuating it was.
That’s Microsoft Paint.

Oi! Sam! You already stole the image I made of that Corrie actor that died and made it into a t-shirt (yet to hear from you about my share of the royalties), but if you’re desperate for merch/pics (and it looks like you are), let me know. I can also do poetry.

how much of your royalties will you then pass on to neville buswells family for using his image.

 

[bored]

You can tell that SER did not do that photoshop.

First off he is really good at photoshop and would not have done such a hack job.
Second, it's the best photoshop of Morrissey I've seen in ages. SER is never funny or entertaining.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

That play on Son and Cher is pretty good, but the photo shop is as usual, awful.

 

[Famous when dead]

FWD.

 

[Johnny Tapia]

From the Delaney Girlfriend cover to this. Time, passes like a (bad) dream.

 

[klaus]

aesthetic is out the window and never blowing back in

 

[Anonymous]

I can't wait for Fiona Dodwell's next article, praising the Morrissey photoshop phenomenon, and how it proves he is the greatest artist to ever walk the earth.

 

[Anonymous]

He is just trolling everyone at this point, right?

 

[Anonymous Hipster]

Wtf is Morrissey doing allowing Sam to run his website? This shit looks like something a 10 year old puts together for a fan project.

Sam needs to bugger off and get a job of his own instead of leeching off his uncle and making his uncles website look like a mess

If any new fans checked out Morrissey Central I think they'd be put off for life

 

[SeniorLife]

Wow. It's really, really hard for me to believe that someone that was responsible for picking such great photos or stills for album sleeves is just allowing himself to be associated with this....whatever this is....

Is it a mad attempt to avoid falling into irrelevance?

Isn't it a quote from his most beloved Wilde...'the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about?'....

ugh...there are better ways though

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

how much of your royalties will you then pass on to neville buswells family for using his image.

10%

 

[Detective Smith]

Funny and cute.

 

[gordyboy9]

10%

make it 11% and we can seal the deal here and now.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

make it 11% and we can seal the deal here and now.

10% and a one-off payment of £17, and that’s my final offer.

 

[gordyboy9]

10% and a one-off payment of £17, and that’s my final offer.

see you in court.