Re: Post your witty/vicious insults about various Royal Family members and other assorted fascist kn
Nobody likes my thread(s). I've been rejected by a group of online Morrissey fans who have been rejected by their hero Morrissey who is an icon of rejection. I guess that makes me the most...
Cracking quotes from the Manics:
"Billy Bragg is a big nosed twat."
"Let's pray that Michael Stipe goes the same way as Freddie Mercury."
"Scratch "4 Real" on your arm with a fountain pen; this proves you really love us."
True. It also really reminds me of Darlinghurst Nights by The Go Betweens, VERY similar melody. And for some reason it also really reminds me of Death Of A Disco Dancer, a song that frequently gets stuck in my head, ironically enough
Re: Tell something slightly, moderately, or very unusual @ yourself, preferably that no one else kno
That's incredible. Don't they come out eventually anyway if you don't do handstand? Maybe you're being impatient setting unrealistic deadlines on your farts?
Re: Tell something slightly, moderately, or very unusual @ yourself, preferably that no one else kno
Why Thankyou. I tried to conduct myself with the utmost decorum and gravitas whilst composing that libellous and inaccurate thread
The Queen of England, bit of a sinister evil bitch, isn't she really. Palling it up with Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris for decades, knighting them in spite of the rumours. Then when it all comes out she doesn't even feel the need to issue any sort of public statement. If any other leading public...
Johnny why are you playing with this misogynistic son of Alan Thicke? Being the son of Alan Thicke is bad enough, but being a talentless misogynistic arse-weasel is surely the final nail in the coffin
Well it depends what you mean by "news". If you take it to mean "new stuff that just happened recently" then I guess you're correct. However my personal definition of the word is far more far reaching and extensive than that
Re: Tell something slightly, moderately, or very unusual @ yourself, preferably that no one else kno
You're too kind :-) That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, Thankyou
Re: Tell something slightly, moderately, or very unusual @ yourself, preferably that no one else kno
Something nobody knows about me: I'm secretly a twat
I would like to officially apologise to David Tseng, I was being a twat when I started this thread. Tseng is a person like you or me or Morrissey, just a dude trying to live his life on this crazy planet, plus he has the good taste to be an admirer of Moz's work like you and me. I also apologise...
To be honest though, if you're a comedian, surely being liked by the Moz is far more insulting than being disliked by him, considering that he has previously expressed admiration for comedians as horrible as the cast of the Carry On movies and Bernard Manning
I thought them in my head and they were so amusing I was sent into a three day laughing fit, banged my head, woke up in hospital with no memory of the jokes :-( but rest assured they were absolutely top notch
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