I just ate three servings of mint oreos for breakfast because I have my period and, dammit, I deserve it. Also I was supposed to start my diet...
I met my first boyfriend a month or two before I turned 20. I'm now 25 and have been married to him for almost a year and a half.
I think Anonymous the First should register. I'd feel much more compelled to visit more frequently.
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As an owner of several "small animals" (and caretaker of countless at work) I know how it can be when something goes wrong. It so very rarely does...
I'm getting a stye in my eye...just a day before my husbands surprise (and super secret) day trip he has planned. Stellar
She is a fantastic actress...but I guess there is an intensity about her that makes me uneasy
Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin Ta Fuck Wit
There's noplace to hide once I step inside the room
Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom
BAM! Aw, MAN! I SLAM
Tilda Swinton always creeped me the fuck out.
Imma just leave this here...
After years of being a vegan, then five years of NOT being a vegan, I can no longer make a decent tofu anything. I always make it taste like glue...
Oh good. At least I didn't do anything wrong :D. here I was thinking I was a jerk somehow without meaning to be (or something)
That is total garbage. I know the feeling. I applied for a part-time job on top of my full time gig and went to the interview. They asked whether...
Offtopic offtopic...I feel like you and I were once friends on a waste of time called Facebook. I wonder why that is no longer :(
Oh, I suspect he knows he married a something (thank you :p)
And my opinion of Julia is she may have tried years ago, but I think she doesn't have a need to try to be close to him, as she has us...
I pursued a 40-ish year old man...but then I left school and the area and began working shitty jobs, where I met my husband.
But boy did I try...
I love Vonnegut. I've even got two Vonnegut tattoos. You know, because books.
I really like Harry Potter
Re: This is something of what Morrissey would sound like today if he were still putting out good mus
What the shit did I just watch.
Me I'm supa fly, supa dupa fly
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