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    Name Morrissey's ideal band

    Since you ask, 'sing,' I think you've overlooked the key issue: Morrissey needs a very good guitarist and Boz and Alain don't fit that particular bill. Given that Whyte continues to write beautiful songs for Morrissey with his rare melodic gift and sense of occasion, why bring him back into...
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    Oh dear, do I know you in real life? I smirked and rolled my eyes at the 'blouses what I want' comment. V. good.
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    One minor oversight on your part, Watson, old dear. Why would a man famous for his quiff go shopping when it was raining? Have you ever seen a picture of a wet Morrissey? No. That's because none exist. He rarely left his house during the Smiths period unless it was work-related. And on occasions...
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    Think about it Watson, old bean. If indeed Morrissey did potter off to the blouse shop in the Austin Allegro with Andrew Rourke, the wipers would have been the very last thing on his mind. He wouldn't have noticed how many of them the car had. Unless, of course, he was already planning. Do...
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    Morrissey & the Oscar Wilde Influence

    That doesn't make an awful lot of sense but I know what you meant to say. Nonetheless everything I've stated is evidently true. Truth above all. Despite your unprovoked attacks on my character - please note I did nothing to provoke you - I shall continue to treat you respectfully. Unlike you...
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    Besides, Morrissey revealed on this very site the make and model of Rourke's then car and the startling fact it only had one wiper. Doesn't this suggest the kind of carnal knowledge one would expect of a man who placed a postcard under the wiper?
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    Pick your favourite track from each of The Smiths 4 studio albums

    Hand in Glove How Soon is Now I Know It's Over Last Night I Dreamt
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    I don't understand why there's so much contempt for Rourke. Rourke played an important part in the success of a great band. Yet he spent much of the 90s living not-very-well and even signing on the dole for a period. Despite that, he's been generally dignified. I'm disappointed at Morrissey's...
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    morrissey frink thread!

    The frinking appears to have dried up. What's wrong? No more frink to spare?
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    Morrissey & the Oscar Wilde Influence

    According to some accounts, that's a fair old description of Wilde. Still, it's remarkable that you can deduce all that about the nature of my character from half-reading a couple of my posts on so-slow regarding the generally pathetic mentality on show. I refer you to the comment in my...
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    Pearls Before Swine- The wit and wisdom of Solo 2009

    Thank you. I've only been here for a few days and already three soloists have chosen to quote me in their 'Avatar!' Admittedly one of them is me but they all count!
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    Pearls Before Swine- The wit and wisdom of Solo 2009

    I'm surprised no one has nominated my '6th form tribute' to Alsatian Cousin, my 'This Frinking Man' lyrics, my cleverly conceived and stylishly executed 'Meat isn't Murder Anymore' parody here http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=106261 that everyone has been viewing repeatedly -...
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    Morrissey & the Oscar Wilde Influence

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.:lbf:
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    Your one Morrissey wish for 2010

    Go on then. It's the way you say things...
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    Your one Morrissey wish for 2010

    My serious wish for Morrissey's year? That he works with a great musician in 2010. Butler or Squire would be ideal.
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    Your one Morrissey wish for 2010

    Love, you owe me 6 pence. And I need it for my bus fare back from this library!
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    Your one Morrissey wish for 2010

    Some more intelligent soloists to join 'Underthefloorboards' and myself. Is that allowed? If that counts as a multiple wish then I'll simply wish for one more soloist with a sense of irony.
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