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    Morrissey Central "KAREN CARPENTER WAS OBVIOUSLY A GENIUS" (September 1, 2020)

    OK, so if I tell you that I am mentally ill, will you apologize for calling me a count?
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    Morrissey Central "KAREN CARPENTER WAS OBVIOUSLY A GENIUS" (September 1, 2020)

    Nostalgia, mostly. Karen Carpenter jokes were all the rage when I was growing up in the 80’s. Q: Why did Karen Carpenter shoot her dog? A: It kept trying to bury her. I knew about Karen Carpenter from jokes about her years before I ever actually heard any of her music (which I actually quite...
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    Morrissey Central "KAREN CARPENTER WAS OBVIOUSLY A GENIUS" (September 1, 2020)

    Karen Carpenter thinks she’s giving you the skinny on glam rock but I think she comes off as a little thin on facts. Perhaps she was trying to start controversy because she was starved for attention. That lady had a real hunger for the spotlight. I mean, some people thought Karen Carpenter had...
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    It’s not about politics

    They are not fascists. They are anarchists. People like to use”fascism” as a catch-all term for authoritarianism but those kind of intimidation tactics are not something exclusive to fascism. Conservatives really, really need to stop comparing their political opponents to right-wingers...
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    Morrissey Central ELIZABETH DWYER DIES (August 14, 2020)

    Jesus was only half Jewish. His Father was French.
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    The Smiths - The Best British Band Of All Time? - God Is In The TV

    Technically Irish but London-based. Edit: OK, so I looked it up and they are half Irish and half English. Started in Dublin but based in London during their imperial phase.
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    Poll Morrissey the person is a dick, Morrissey the songwriter is great

    To my knowledge, Morrissey writes the melodies he sings. A pure lyricist in the Broadway or Tin Pan Alley sense would write lyrics to go along with an already-composed melody. Whether that makes Morrissey a song “songwriter” is debatable but he’s more that just a lyricist.
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    Morrissey's music isn't for women

    Oh, we're talking about Lolisocks? This video is amazing
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    Morrissey Central "CAN YOU HELP HOLD ON TO YOUR FURRY FRIENDS ?" (July 23, 2020)

    When I first read the headline, I thought Morrissey had just come out as a member of the furry community. I was like “C’mon, Moz. I’ve defended you through a lot but this is a bridge too far!”
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    Morrissey Central WHY HAS COMMON SENSE BECOME SO … UNCOMMON? (July 4, 2020)

    While Moz was being escorted out or while Hugh was being escorted out? Was Hugh violating his restraining order?
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    Morrissey Central WHY HAS COMMON SENSE BECOME SO … UNCOMMON? (July 4, 2020)

    Yeah. Slightly bitter on the topic of Moz though.
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    Morrissey Central WHY HAS COMMON SENSE BECOME SO … UNCOMMON? (July 4, 2020)

    I once sold ecstasy to Andy Rourke. That's not as cool of a story as Morrissey hitting on me but my story actually happened.
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    Morrissey Central WHY HAS COMMON SENSE BECOME SO … UNCOMMON? (July 4, 2020)

    I reckon the encounter never happened at all. If it did, no one came on to anyone. There is nothing about his personality that would attract Morrissey and if he is so goddamn goodlooking, why hide his identity? He has no controversial opinions. Nothing that would get him in trouble with his job...
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