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Jesus Christ lol

I’ll be in Scandinavia for most of it. Whoever is spooning that bruschetta beware the salt. I pretty much left the internet to preserve what’s left of my sanity. When i do lurk it’s always you three talking about mundane yet bizarro shit which always makes me laugh. Who doesn’t eat for two...

Climate check: If I’m throwing darts in a pub in Dublin wearing a Viva Moz Vegas hoodie (it’s so comfy) will I be met with f*** THAT WANKER or will someone buy me a pint? Because here most people have no idea who he is beyond “that racist guy that all the Mexicans like for some reason”

I’m finally checking out Europe and capping it in Dublin bc I’m apparently a good part Irish so maybe the ghosts of my ancestors can show me around. I’ll literally be in Dublin while Moz is in California so we’re like star crossed lovers once again. 😂 Miss some of you guys!

I saw that. I have to catch a flight home the next day so have to get to the airport via public transport

Hey guys. I'm going to Ireland for the first time FINALLY and I wonder if someone can recommend a place to stay near Dublin Airport that isn't "Dublin" that has a pub I can play darts in and a hotel and maybe some charm and some countryside but that I can take public transit (on a sunday) to the...

I just had a dream Morrissey was down for a quick blow job before a show in a park. But it was like one of those those free shows paid for by the Parks and Rec department so the crowd didn’t really know his songs so they weren’t chanting his name or anticipating him so he said “there was time...

Vegas or bust losers!

Omg this one is so good.

Du bist so beschissen. Ich fühle mich irgendwie schlecht, aber du weißt schon. Einige Mädchen Mütter sind größer als andere Mädchen Mütter und all das.

Do you want me to sign this?

Morrissey, where were you on the night of June 3rd, 1995? :unsure: I’m having a manic episode bc of boredom and i want to get to the bottom of this idea that you murdered a lady in Oslo and have been talking to her ghost on your albums ever since and “read” the Nobel Peace Concert next to the...

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Imagine being murdered for eating a sausage. 😂

I was thinking about photoshopping my art into a video of a museum full of browsing people.

Proof of being trolled maybe.

I was at this show.

Somebody get that hippie a mask.

WTF? Sometimes you take a pass on a pun, jesus.