Re: Morrissey Autobiography Bookcover Revealed!
Well, obviously. It's funny because it's incongruous. It's not taking the piss out of being gay. It's just highly unlikely, and therefore a giggle. :rolleyes:
"I swim when I can but I don’t work out. I don’t want to be any bigger than I am and I try to avoid meals late at night. ‘Eat after eight, put on weight’, I believe they say. It’s difficult as you get older because your body is not your own. It becomes out of control and to a degree there’s...
Oooh, pretty! He looks all healthy and glowy. Not that I usually condone such things.
Best Morrissey interview of all time. Hands down. Watching him cruelly toy with the target audience of The One Show was a pleasure to behold. "I just didn't want to work". Everyone loves a handsome...
You've just derailed me with cuteness.
He'd make a good Disney baddie. It's the jaw.
"Those poor unfortunate souls - So sad, so true! They come flocking to my cauldron crying 'spells, Morrissey, please'! And I help them, yes I do..."
In the cold light of day, I'm finding it unlikely that Morrissey would cover any Disney mermaid songs.
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see - wanna see 'em dancing!
...but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
Or legs, whatever.
For one weird moment, I thought you'd made a doll of the dream I had last night. (It's been a week of Morrissey dreams - I blame the anti-histamines I'm taking.) Morrissey was a merman who wanted to see the surface. A sea witch granted him legs, but took away his voice. Pretty much the plot of...
Frinky dreams! :o
I blame this thread entirely.
All I'll say is: Moz, Jake, Gary + restraints and a camera. And the final line of dialogue from Gary: "I -- can't. I'm in love with Alain!" And then I woke up.
Absolutely. I mean, that's the basic anthropological rule. It's waste. A caveman could have told you that.
This man baited the bear with doughnuts (and took photos of the bloody corpse still clinging to the doughnuts), shot it from a tree, and is just going to stuff it and display it. Totally...
Thanks, everybody. It's weird - I've known her for years, and now suddenly I'm finding out what her husband gets up to. There's a picture of their son - who is twelve - proudly posing with a dead stag that he shot himself on a hunting trip with his dad. The son is a really nice boy - I've spoken...
I just wanted to vent some impotent rage. Someone I've known for a long time online (an older American woman) is married to a guy who enjoys hunting and takes the kids to go and randomly shoot things in the wild. He's just killed a black bear - from a platform in a tree - and has posted a load...