What is your favorite live appearance opening statement/greeting by Morrissey as a solo artist or with The Smiths? (suggested by sumonessweetie)

• Welcome to New York Shitty! (Hammerstein Ballroom) (85)
• We have a Durham, too. But yours is...nicer? (DPAC-NC) (29)
• The city of 'brotherly love'? (Electric Factory) (37)
• Hello!!! (Rank) (356)
• This city is named for an Englishman? (Raleigh) (13)
• We've just come from a beach blanket lobster bash (Myrtle Beach-ROTT) (52)
• This is a beautiful place with a rotten name- Wolftrap...Is Mrs. Bush on the board? (Vienna, VA) (45)
• Welcome to the first night of our one month residency here at the Apollo. (NYC) (60)
• I am angry, I am ill and I am ugly as sin (Myrtle Beach-YOR) (346)
• other (183)

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