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    Question Time

    Innit doe. I think the trick is also to never, ever, under any circumstances say anything that might be construed as intelligent. That would be terrible. TERRIBLE. I wish you luck in trying to find a sensible discussion on this site - you're gonna need it.
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    morrissey frink thread!

    I think he was brilliant on that show. That "performance" (for want of a better word) was fantastic!
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    There's no need to be coy my dear. We have already established who we are in 'real life', haven't we? Now stop pretending, there's a good girl.
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    How do you know? Were you there? Were you living in Morrissey's bins and collecting his half-eaten biscuits when nobody was looking? Perhaps he had industrial strength hairspray? Perhaps he sat in the car while Rourke went into the blouse shop with Mozza's list of 'Blouses what I want'?
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    There is really nothing you cannot turn your hand to, is there? A detective now too. Is there no end to your talents old boy? What if it was raining heavily on that last trip to the blouse shop? And Morrissey was distressed as he couldn't gaze out upon the iron bridge (where he'd kissed)...
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    morrissey frink thread!

    No, no. Linder Sterling saves the day! Phew.
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    Yes, Poirot...or, maybe Rourke gave Morrissey a lift to the blouse shop once or twice. Hmmmm.
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    This is why The Smiths are the best band ever

    I think the postcard/windscreen wiper story is brilliant. I'm disappointed that it's supposedly not true.
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    Your one Morrissey wish for 2010

    My wish would be that Morrissey 'fans' get over Johnny Marr.
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    Your one Morrissey wish for 2010

    Jesus. Why not write his obituary now and be done with it? The Swindon thing could've been due to anything. And I think that simply for surviving all this time in the music industry he might just be a little tougher than some people choose to believe.
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    What lyric describes you today ?

    Tis fantastic. And much better than the actual music video for 'Animal Nitrate'.
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