I think there's a secret ingredient to telling these things and i don't have it either, so don't worry..
The glue one is great..
Goatboy is the classic example of why i like him and makes him very unique - because you do laugh but you think 'f***ing Hell!'..
I quite like artists who reveal the darker side of our nature and have the balls to actually say it. I really like lines like the woman saying "Childbirth is a miracle" and Bill says, "No it's not. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass"..
Or the line which he says - "Have you ever noticed that people who talk about creationism look really unevolved? eyes close together, eyebrown ridges, big furry and hands and feet? "God created me in one day" and Bill says - "looks like he rushed it"..
It's his questioning nature that i really loved and the fact that he had the bravery to say it.