Recent content by Norman!

If I confess that I'm really Dave then will you be my friend? :) It would be a total lie, but, hey, if that's what it takes. I'll even show ya my i pee. ;)

Norman!
Post #192
Nov 21, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

Is routine circumcision right or wrong?

I played doctor with Mary Ann Jackson once. :) Would've fixed her too, if only Buckwheat hadn't stolen the leftover sausage from my lunch pail and eaten what was left of the paste.

Norman!
Post #95
Jun 3, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

Is routine circumcision right or wrong?

I was passed over for routine circumcision on account of being mistaken for a baby girl - suprapubic subcutaneous fat can sometimes be a blessing. :)

Norman!
Post #63
Jun 3, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

Your favorite books when you were a kid?

Your gran must be a real babe! :)

Norman!
Post #73
May 11, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

leaving the forum

But...but, none of the gang will let me put my hand inside their mom's drawers. I asked. :( Awwwwww, you called me Chubsy-Ubsy. :sweet:

Norman!
Post #40
Apr 29, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

leaving the forum

Last week I put a bullfrog in my mom's underwear drawer. I told her we're learning about art in school. :)

Norman!
Post #18
Apr 29, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

Your boobs

Bedwetters of the world.... :eek:

Norman!
Post #165
Apr 20, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

Warning. You Might Not Want to Accept PM's from NRITH

Hey! NRITH sent me one of those PMs with a license plate too. I thought it meant he wanted to be my friend. :( :tears:

Norman!
Post #11
Apr 19, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)

Teen girls' cell-phone invitations bare all

"Hang-ups"? Have you been sitting in your beanbag discussing Maslow with Bogdana again?

Norman!
Post #20
Apr 17, 2008
Forum: Off-topic archive (read-only)