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    Morrissey Central "BMG DUMP MORRISSEY" (November 16, 2020)

    Aw. They want a diverse roster of artists on their label. That's code word for because he's an inflammatory dog whistling has been you know. But hey, the dignity of the Casino Residency awaits! For now.
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    "Babies Go Morrissey" - Sweet Little Band on YouTube, Spotify, iTunes

    Wonderful. Something for all of the Proud Boys and Nationalist ding-dongs to get 'em started young!
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    David Bowie & Morrissey: "Cosmic Dancer (Live)" digital single & YT audio released today (November 13, 2020)

    Oh honey. Bowie is doing just fine. Let's wait until Grandpa bitch-tits of the sainted t-shirt toss pops his clogs before we make these silly ass cultural predictions.
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    David Bowie & Morrissey: "Cosmic Dancer (Live)" digital single & YT audio released today (November 13, 2020)

    Bowie's going "ok, Morrissey is singing the middle of the major key... and only- the- Ok..."
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    David Bowie & Morrissey: "Cosmic Dancer (Live)" digital single & YT audio released today (November 13, 2020)

    This just in: Camp Morrissey so desperate for a little splash in the slush fund that they employ someone to clean up a really poor bootleg that's been circulating on the internet since forever, so that Morrissey can cling to David's ectoplasmic coattails and rock f***ing solid brand recognition...
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    It’s not about politics

    I have one. Want to pop around and play thorn-in-the-side?
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    Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

    The mash was pretty good, honestly. At least it was warm in the middle, unlike Nerak.
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    It’s not about politics

    You're more a stroker than a joker.
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    It’s not about politics

    The funny thing about you morons is that you can't comprehend- on a MORRISSEY SITE- why myself and others would pop in to celebrate his ongoing downfall. Have you even listened to his music? I learned it from watching him!
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    It’s not about politics

    I don't expect recognition or acclaim for being on a Morrissey site any more than he should expect recognition or acclaim in the 2020's.
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    It’s not about politics

    Have you experienced any bleeding of the colors? Wal-mart isn't known for quality. Maybe you should use a gentle cycle and some extra fabric softener so it's as soft as the head beneath it.
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    Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

    No, it's like when you have a toxic ex that continues to be a trainwreck so you pop onto their social media every now and again for the schadenfreude kick, knowing you're better off for dumping them. Living well is the best revenge. How's Morrissey living? He looks so... Happy.
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    Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

    Less projection, more space bar, lover.
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    Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

    I'd rather stick my dick in a bowl of mashed potato than a cheerleading Mozpologist.
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    Morrissey Central "Alert!" (October 26, 2020)

    I hear that your mom finally moved in with her sister to get away from you and you're looking for a round the clock spittle-wiper and chicken nugget microwaver. What's the pay?
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