Recent content by Morrissey's left nut

Or entire songs. I mean, Marc Bolan should sue him from beyond the grave over Panic

That's why I rated MIM higher than other albums by The Smiths. It has a real passion over precision charm & is pretty rough around the edges in general. Kinda punk rock in its own way & weirdly muscular.

Bro, do you even peg?

Only because I clenched my rear cleavage too tightly.

Who hasn't been pegged by Miley Cyrus? Big whoop.

The comments are all favorable or they get deleted. Try slagging him off on one of his official vids

It seems like only yesterday that Morrissey-solo was a place of grace, humor, and intelligent conversation but I guess 2002 was a long time ago

He's stuck to his guns, doubled & tripled down. To anyone on the outside, the Der Spiegel fiasco & the subsequent release of the unedited tapes in the face of his denial was a mortal wound to his credibility. It truly seems too late for damage control.

Do you ever stop to think that he could- but he doesn't want to because he firmly believes in his stances? I mean, if it waddles & quacks, feathery arse- it's reasonable to call it a duck.

I'm not saying it was without impact- but it could have been disastrous without the intriguing & complex music making up for his simplistic approach. To his credit- he did later learn to sing very well.

You'd be useless in a movie theater- you try to project, but your bulb's burnt out

Got one, but as I grow older I find concerts (at least the expensive seats) less of a life or death priority. What's the phrase? That's how people grow up?

172 years and counting. About the same length of time you've been wiping your greased fingers on the back of your mother's sofa. Change your sweatpants. I can hear them cracking when you shamble to the fridge.

Come give me a job, you witless slobberer

The bastards always do this. Announce tours & put them on sale the better part of a year in advance even though they sell out within hours- but at Xmas time when people are possibly already feeling a financial pinch due to prezzie buying. I've seen them enough that I won't mind cheap lawn seats...