Recent content by gotconfusedkilledahorse

I love Moz, I adore his music, but he is a bit of a racist when you think about it, really. I met him once in New York, outside one of his convert venues, and I said "hi" to him, and he glared at me and then he had his security goon "the Rock" take me round the back and beat me, and then he...

Uncle Skinny is NOT a git. I take it back. Sorry Uncle Skinny. PLEASE dont ban me PLEASE don't ban me Uncle Skinny. I have had my fun, I will be a good boy now. :( SORRY Uncle Skinny. you are not a git, I was messing round. I take it back :tears:

How is this "off-topic" uncle Skinny? Huh? The topic was that you are a bit of a git, and I have stuck to that topic, sir. I have stuck to it like a a piece of velcro sticks to another piece of velcro. Explain yourself please. Kindly move this thread back where it belongs, my avuncular anorexic...

Are you denying the fact you are a git, though?

Rightly so, a damn good thing too, old cove.

Discuss.

Re: Julia Riley is an annoying, obnoxious bitch and her fanzine is made from dried vo No not at all, I am saying that Ms. Riley uses dried vomit as a paper-substitute, in order to do her bit to save trees and help the environment. And it's really convenient for her considering she is...

Re: Julia Riley is an annoying, obnoxious bitch and her fanzine is made from dried vo Thankyou sir, I will wear it everwhere on all my new adventures. I am sorry you found me to be an annoying anus sir, I know you know an annoying anus when you come across one, as you have had much...

Discuss.

BULL f***ING SHIT dude. Hendrix was AWESOME. One of the greatest guitarists of the sixties. As well as a very lovely man. And by the way, Dylan is NOT overrated. It's pretty clear he is the greatest rock songwriter of all time. Morrissey comes in second in my book.

Oasis are so great, and that's a great song. Maybe Mozza should spend more time in supermarket queues, its very inspiring.

Cornelius Blaze was right, in retrospect. This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever. Nobody can write Moz songs but Moz. I dont know what i was thinking. oh well, at least I am also responsible for the "If Morrissey Was An Animal, Which Animal Would He Be"? Thread. That was a much...

you gotta try a bit harder and stick with it when it comes to writing a new Moz album. Where would we all be if Moz just gave up that easily, just cos he could only think about toast. Write a song about how he went to the bank and the queue was too long or something like that.

Obviously no-one can ever write lyrics like the Moz, but let us have an attempt to write some vaguely Morrissey-like lyrics. Let's pretend this is Moz's new album, it is called "In Ennui We Trust." (You can dispute this if you think it is a crap name for the next Moz album, and come up with a...

Oh that's right! I wasn't paying attention. :(