Hello! I am DavidK, AKA Plumbers Ass in Buffalo. I earned that name during a semi-successful stage invasion attempt at Kleinhans Music Hall in 97. As I got on stage I was put in a choke-hold by two security staffers, and seeing as I can never find pants that fit due to my oafish genetics, my bare ass was exposed to the audience during Shoplifters. After the show, Moz's security head had three guys tackle me outside to prevent me from accosting Steve-O as he got onto his bus.

I am also to my knowledge, the only humankind to have ever hugged Morrissey while wearing an Arthur Bryant's BBQ t-shirt.
Ontario, Canada


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