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    A world without humans...

    We need people so we can have back-up dancers!
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    Delete Account Button!

    I was on a forum like 15 years ago that had this button to delete the account. It's not like a real innovation in the game. But if you delete your account and your posts suddenly the archives are ruined and those are around for your children and your grandchildren to see how you behaved when you...
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    "politics are personal"....

    When I get onstage my body is a political statement so I know what you girls are talking about.
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    Morrissey - Live at the Hollywood Bowl, 2007

    When he humps the monitor with his butt during Life Is A Pigsty I took notes.
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    Riffing on an idea from the guy at the donut store

    Hey why don't you come over and we'll cut each others hair?
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    Song title game

    Let's Dance - David Bowie
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    My Diary Was NOT Stolen / That is NOT My Diary

    Aw heck, I bet you don't really hate anybody. You just need a nice piece of pie! Listen to a track off my latest hit record and you'll feel a whole lot better.
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    My Diary Was NOT Stolen / That is NOT My Diary Britney is featured as the cover story in the latest issue of the National Enquirer. I know what you're thinking: "Why would I want to read this ****?" Because you know secretly deep down you enjoy it. Probably not even...
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    Britney Spears documentary on tonight.

    I never been a whore for sure. I like to have a good time but don't believe everything you read, honey. Now go wash your mouth out! ;)
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    Cuddly Knut the polar bear is facing eviction!

    I can relate! Sometimes I feel like I'm in an enclosure! Awwwwwww, he's cute though. I hope he ain't pysho pathic! Dang! did he try to shave his head or something? Just kiddin y'all! bye!
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    Britney Spears documentary on tonight.

    oh hi you guys! dad took away my laptop and I been real busy making a record besides so I haven't been able to say hi! Thanks for watching my show! YOu guys rock!
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    McCain's VP Choice

    your a smart!
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